Around the office lately, there’s been a lot of talk about “The One.” The One is this mysterious techy superstar who has skillz that like only .0000000000001% of the world’s population can attest to.
And even though I’m no tech superstar, I want you, dear hannihaus readers, to know I’ve got skillz to. […]

Well, well, well look who got her own dedicated post on a very special lady’s blog?
It’s me baby, me!
I am uber flattered, because yes, I love mrtl’s blog. I am so enamoured that I have decided to take it as my lover. I will kiss it’s eyelids in the morning, whispering, […]

The other day, worried that I was being too staunchy and uptight around the office, I turned to the girl at the desk next to mine and said, “Hey, I’m worried I’m not fun. Do you think I’m all business?”
For a brief second, a wave of surprise played out on her, typically, serene face. […]

Ok, I am an idiot. I feel really bad about the last post so, for the first time in hannihaus history, I removed something that had already been published.
It was rude, and highly uncouth, and totally misrepresentative of who I am and what this blog is about. It was one of those things […]

At long last the spinning has stopped and cellular homeostasis has (nearly) been restored. Having purged itself of a Friday night spent drinking and debauching, Hänni’s body is, once again, happy.
Yes, I attended a swank cocktail party this weekend where the night’s main activities included dancing ‘til my tootsies bled and tossing many, many […]