Archive for June, 2003

Luuuuke, Luuuuke I am your Faaaather

Saturday, June 28th, 2003

So I’ve just gotten back from Disney World… again. Never one to go ga ga over the Mouse, I am a little startled to find that I have been to the D (Disney that is) twice in a three month period. Tally of times I have been to Disney World before this most […]

Minority Report

Sunday, June 15th, 2003

At long last I can finally announce that the feminist/lesbian mothers and children have left the building.
I can make this statement with absolute certainty, as at this moment, I am the only person residing in NRE, and can conlusively state that I myself fit none of the aforementioned categories.
And like U2 says, it’s a beautiful […]

The Art of Zen and Lizard Lips

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

Yes, my job is giving me kanker sores. Yes, my legs are extremely itchy where I just shaved them with a dull razor. Yes, there is a funky smell in the stairwell outside my room. Yes, I have lizard lips meaning that every few days or so they shed their top layer […]

Bent Over

Friday, June 6th, 2003

Computer is reformatted and running very well, if i do say so myself. I wish my work was running as smooth as my vintage 550 IBM.
You see, anything that could happen badly this week, barring nuclear disaster, has occured. This is a typical day this week: I am awoken before 8 am […]