Mom emailed yesterday. She wrote that Spanky (my sis) is working at the greenhouse, The Boy (my bro) is finished with finals, and the dogrun in the backyard has now become “the proverbial swamp sponge” and is filled with poo.
Yes, she made a point to mention that the dog shit in the […]

Question: How many artsy fartsy coffee-house kids can you fit in a one bedroom apartment on a Friday night?
Friday was the Back Alley Dirt Fashion Show, and it was incredible. At this party there were kids with afros and dreadlocks, kids with precarious piercings, kids with faces slashed with black charcoal. […]

So I watched the Dawson’s 100th episode today. As usual, after watching an episode of my favorite drama, I became nostalgic and introspective. I know it’s just TV, but those kids really get to me. And it’s always been that way. This is geeky, but the whole Dawson-Joey back and forth […]

I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I totally left M&M’s on my dirty floor in hopes that my friend would eat them. Yeah, SORM came by and taught me how to catch food by tossing it in my mouth. In the process of learning, about 20 mini M’s fell on the carpet of […]

I have a few announcements to make:
First, I am naked! And not only am I wearing just my birthday suit, but also it is a clean birthday suit. I’m off to spend the evening with the Asians in my life, so I must get clean and fabulous. You know those kids always […]