Archive for March, 2005

Hee Haw

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

Am feeling exceedingly joyous and jubilant this evening. I’m wearing a pretty dress, I’ve got soft lighting, and my lovely Bright Eyes is singing to me to leave the cauliflower in the casserole, that everything must belong somewhere.
And I feel like I belong right where I am. I’ve had 5 days of wonderful, […]

McRib: A Grand Sandwich for Grandiose Women

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

I read today that McDonalds is considering outsourcing it’s drive-thru orders That is just too crazy. What are they trying to do? Hire robots to run the fryers? What if they outsource to an Indian call center? Instead of fries, will they say “would you like a squishee with that?”
What the […]

Perpetuating The Myth

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005

When I think about the state of the world today, I am appalled. Children are committing these horrifying crimes - whether bringing guns to school, doing drugs, vandalizing things, or subjecting us to the horror of having to listen to their strangled-voiced poppetesque singing of “La La” at orangebowl events - (tm Ashley Simpson).
I […]