I AM SICK! I am sick of adults - in their thirties, and forties, and fifties becoming crybabies right before my very eyes. I’m sick of complaints about pillows, and people, and light fixtures. I am sick of these retards looking in my windows late at night, hoping I’ll unlock the building to […]

Combined hours typically spent working Friday, Saturday and Sunday: 6Combined Hours worked this weekend: 26.5Hours spent wishing I wasn’t working: 26 (I actually did enjoy the half an hour spent driving the golfcart into the highway median late at night.)
Alert the karma police! They say there’s no rest for the wicked, and I must’ve […]

Welcome to the first naked hannihouse blog of the summer. as i’ve mentioned before, i only blog when inspired. during my morning lather in the M.egg bathtub i suddenly got the urge to share my voice with you, the viewing public. although i’m wrapped in a towel, rest assured, I will make […]

So I’m hooked on the new reality tv show american idol . It’s totally cheese with it’s two corny commentators, a panel of judges including 80’s it-girl Paula Abdul, and a cast of quirky wannabe-popstars. My least favorite wannabe was Jim, who is a TERRIBLE singer. He’s got this fake looking […]

I just read yesterday that the Dawson’s Creek season 6 premier is 2 hours long! For a moment I thought I was dreaming, that I must’ve died and gone to heaven… Countdown to dawons premier: 2 loooong months. (the exact date has not been announced, but typically it’s the first week of […]