It was a sultry summer evening. The air in that southern town hung thick and humid, enveloping all in a dewy embrace. The young and beautiful moved languorously through the steamy streets. The strips of their clothing concealed nipples, groins, and not much else.
I wasn’t looking to fall in love that night. I was already [...]

I love boys who wear makeup.
Seriously, all it takes is a thick slash of eyeliner and I’m like ooh la la.
The only thing that’s better than boys who wear makeup is boys who wear makeup while singing punk rock songs of the macabre …
Oh and organic raisins kick ass too.
But anywayz …
Today is a very [...]

Today at the office we had career development day. As part of our workshop, we were required to make a list of professional goals.
Mine looked like this:
Hänni’s career development goals
* Start own company
* Freelance tech writing jobs
* Work in high technology
* Write a book
* Win an industry award—make name for self
* Become a rock star [...]

Some of you may remember, six months ago I made a commitment…
And that commitment was to rock….
So that’s what I do … I rock.
… And sometimes, when I need a break from rocking, I roll—dates that is. I’ve been making super delish raw, vegan date rolls that are like omgziwtfpbbbttt! I mean, I would seriously [...]

This is the last one folks. As we usher in the New Year, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to that charming game of word play that has sustained us so well.
On days when I could think of nothing better to post than stories of jock itch and mustachioed men, mrtl’s Motif Monday [...]

O.k., so I guess this was released a few months ago, but you know what? I’m kind of slow, so you’ll have to bear with me while I gush about Google Video, because it’s just the Jane-dandiest.
My discovery of this searchable database of personally and professionally produced videos couldn’t come at a better time, [...]

Well today is just the best, because someone is going to see post-hardcore rockers, My Chemical Romance tonight at the House of Blues. That special someone is going to jump, and dance, and (likely) scream inappropriately. That’s because that certain someone has a big time crush on the sexy lead singer, a [...]

Question O’ The Day:

The still on the left is the hottie from My Chemical Romance’s new, epic Ghost of You video. The gurl on the right, well that’s me. People keep telling me that I look like the MCR girl, but after having watched the video a zillion times, I’m just not sure. (View the [...]

I confess. I have a new man in my life. His name is Gerard, and he likes wearing makeup and talking about gun play. Gerard Way is the lead singer of goth-punk band, My Chemical Romance, and in my mind, is a rock star of the most drool-worthy variety. Sickly [...]

I just want to say that Bright Eyes’ Conor Oberst is warm yellow light that shines all over me.
I’ve never had a strong desire to make out with a girl before, that is, until last night. Last night, Saturday night, that glorious Saturday night… I wanted to give Lilly a *big* kiss when she told [...]