My very good friend Aaron designed some awesome Obama tees. They are printed on American Apparel shirts and all profits go to Barack’s campaign.
Please buy a shirt and send the link to your friends:
http://www.barackobamatees.com/

Times are hard. The economy is tanking, the price of gasoline is surging, and I have a seriously bad case of assbrows. And why do my brows look like like such ass? Well, because the economy is tanking and the price of gasoline is surging. Whilst I used to get a luxurious bi-weekly brow wax, [...]

I’m not really a political person. I never watch the news –mostly because it’s always bad. And I rarely tune into televised presidential addresses –mostly because I know that watching them will actually make me dumber (being that I find it necessary to kill brain cells binge drinking after about the fifth time the leader [...]

Because it’s only Tuesday –*sigh*- and we need to have some fun.
Do this:
1. Go to Google
2. Enter “failure” into the search box
3. Choose “I’m Feeling Lucky”
4. - If you are a liberal - Chuckle with evil glee, maybe throw in a little mwa ha ha somewhere.
4. - If you are a republican [...]

Extra, extra read all about it: Gdub finally takes some action in New Orleans!

Does anyone else find it pee-your-pants funny that Gdub has his panties all in a knot about ICAAN’s proposed .xxx domain?
Call me crazy, but I like the idea of porn being banished to its own dirty little corner of the Net. Maybe I’m alone on this one, but it seriously irks me when I’m surfing [...]

The worms come out when it rains. Here in Blacksburg when the wet hits the pavement, the worms respond in thousands. Pink curlie ques, wriggling question marks, and long exclamations mark the path on the way to class.
I am careful to look down on rainy days. I am careful not to step [...]

Ooh those koreans, they must certainly be e-vil. According to our hallowed President, they are so e-vil they don’t get to live on penninsulas, but on penninshulas (sic.)
Yes, and apparently, our nation should be worried about nuke-u-lar war and ‘fishal policies.
But what I’m worried about, is the fact that, while he is trying to [...]