Archive for the 'New Age Mama' Category

So, Today I’ll be Rocking the Lady Speed Stick

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

Kiss My Face olive oil soap (fragrance free, allergen free): $2.00
Crystal fresh deodorant (made from salt, without harmful perfumes and metals): $5.00
Brazenly accusing the hubs of being seriously stinky in the body odor dept: Free
Realizing—post pit sniff, (both his and hers)—it’s you who stinks … it’s you who smells like the dirty hippy you are: [...]

The Show Must Go On!

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Yesterday my baby sister, Spanky made a plea in comments that I *not* participate in the American Idol Cocktail Countdown.
And she’s right. As a New Age Mama/hardcore Nutrition Nazi, the *last* thing I should do is flood my veins with alcohol.
After all, I hear shooting organic raisins intravenously is much more fun.
But yeah, I love [...]

Eat Your Heart Out Teri Hatcher

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Here’s a hip(py) tip for you:
If you are a New Age Mama who makes your own skincare products, it’s probably a good idea to keep your organic, rosemary-infused vinegar-based astringent from areas that are sensitive to this sort of concoction.
Specifically, areas like your eyeballs.
Even if you think it’s a great idea—even if you feel so [...]

Pain in the Ass

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

I was visiting Random and Odd this afternoon and came across something that gave me pause. On today’s blog post there was a sentence about wanting to avoid researching the symptoms of a disease, because, as the author writes, “the last time I googled something to make sure I spelled it right, I found [...]

Eating Crow

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

Ok, I am an idiot. I feel really bad about the last post so, for the first time in hannihaus history, I removed something that had already been published.
It was rude, and highly uncouth, and totally misrepresentative of who I am and what this blog is about. It was one of those things [...]

New Age Mama Channels Burping Baby

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

My body is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it’s a supremely functioning work horse, able to withstand the greasiest of pepperoni pizza, the gooiest of caramel drenched cream puffs, and the most colon-blowing 7 layer burritos (my favorite!). Last weekend, however, a meager glass of 1% milk (shaken, not stirred) sent my stomach into [...]

Concept-a-Bitch

Friday, August 19th, 2005

So, I was at the natural pet food store the other day purchasing a high quality, human-grade (but reasonably priced) bag of cat food when I came across this supplement used by dog breeders. It’s called Concept-a-Bitch and contains progesterone-rich wild yams to facilitate a healthy pregnancy.
And I wasn’t surprised by this product. I’ve read [...]