This is my submission.
A HAIKU ABOUT THE CONTENT STRATEGY SUMMIT
Corp. Writer’s Workshop
Dude’s like, “This class is bullshit!”
Teacher is angry
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AND AS AN ADDED BONUS: During my participation in a mandatory workshop wherein the instructor has asked us to write haiku expounding on our experience, I decide to memorialize the result of a participant’s request for salad [...]

Today I’m wearing a brown dress.
I never wear green on Saint Patrick’s Day, partly because I’m not Irish … but mostly because I have a pinching fetish.
Enjoy your green beers and frosted lucky charms,
xoxoh

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Do you twitter? I do. I want to stalk follow you, so get on board with this. Need more info? Twitter in [...]

Erin Cooks has been on my ass for ages to update this blog. Unsuccesful at more conventional means re: whining, begging and pleading, that tricky b- has tagged me.Without further ado I present a hannihaus meme (dedicated to the evil Erin Cooks):5 Things You Never Knew About Hänni (And Probably Never Cared To)

Although my nickname is [...]

Borrowed blonde wig and baby doll: free
Family-size bag of cheetos: $3
Last-season fishnets from TJ Maxx: $4
Blowing out the crotch on your cheap-ass tights (while at work) and realizing your Britney Spears costume is now entirely authentic: priceless
Happy Halloween Y’all
xoxo Britney, bitch.

Two things:
1. Michael Jackson is a pimp
2. I might be a lesbian
Halloween is only two weeks away and in the spirit of scary shit, I’m taking a hip hop class. For anyone who’s seen me dance (re: shuffle sideways, shoulders slumped, booty bobbing), you know this is truly frightening.
I am learning the choreography to Michael Jackson’s [...]

I got an e-mail from a girlfriend today. She explained she was shopping online for basic underwear and had found some modest Vanity Fair lady briefs at Macys. A picture of the practical panties was accompanied by a series of customer reviews. The first being from … a dude.
“Undercover”, aged 40-49 had the following to [...]

Dudes of the haus, this post is for you.
See I know that Christmas can be difficult. You want to impress your lady—really thank her for all the nice things she’s done throughout the year. You want to say “gracias mi amor” for being your baby, for being your rock, for being the one who keeps [...]

So one thing Bro Bro and I did during the Tofurkey Day holiday was drink some California wine. It was awesome because wine is my new hobby.
Yes I’ve decided I need some so-fiss-ti-kay-shun in my life. Mostly because I recently figured out that Angel’s daily declaration of “Hänni, crack kills!” is not a commentary on [...]

So there’s something we need to talk about dear hannihaus readers. And this one’s pretty tough so I’m going to cut right to the chase:
I am a slack ass.
The frequency with which I’ve been posting is pretty lame. And you’ve probably been disappointed. It’s OK. I’ve been disappointed too …
Not so much with this blog [...]

I’m not real political but this shit is pissing me off.
In case anyone is wondering: IT IS NOT OK TO WRITE BOOKS DETAILING HOW YOU WOULD KILL YOUR WIFE, FATHER, MOTHER, SISTER, BROTHER, CAT, DOCTOR or DENTIST.
It is especially inappropriate to murder someone in writing when in fact your virtual victim died violently in real [...]