Some of you probably woke up to the sound of music playing on your alarm clock radio. Still others opened your eyes wide to the happy noise of chirping birds or a sloppy lover’s kiss.
I, on the other hand, was shaken from my slumber by a loud, HORK! HOOOOOOORK!
It seems my darling children, the kittinks, [...]

Lately, I’ve been having a hard time getting some quality shut-eye. It might be related to the fact that I’m facing some pretty heady challenges both at work and in my personal life.
Most likely though, I can’t get any rest because my kittens are trying to kill me in my sleep.
Witness the horror that is [...]

It's fun to confuse someone who has a head cold. You see, their brains just don't work right, being that they're filled with snot and such.
Angelface, sniffling, looked at our adopted kitty and asked, "Where did Bella come from?"
Matter-of-factly I replied, "Her mom."
Angelface, attempting to clarify said, "That's not what I mean. We know [...]

Whilst cutting up a hormone-free, antibiotic-free, grass-fed piece of beauty beef, I was sure to save a strip for the kittinks.
(Don’t freak. It’s good for them. Acidic by nature, cats’ stomachs do better with raw meat than Meow Mix … Who knew, right? The Nutrition Nazi, that’s who! Mwa ha ha.)
But anyway, as I watched [...]

Dear hannihaus readers, it is a momentous day indeed. Angelface is away working all weekend so I’ve chosen to participate in an activity that, along with referring to me as “Queen Mistress Supreme”, is on the list of things my husband refuses to do.
Yes dear hannihaus readers, for the next nine hours I will be [...]

It’s 10:57 am on a Tuesday. Do you know where your mistress is?
I’ll give you a little hint. I’m not at work … and I’m sitting in my underwear.
No, I’m not playing hooky and I’ve not been fired for this blog and its irreverent postings about Jesus in his tightey whiteys. I’ve [...]

Inquisitive little things, all cats are sneaky by nature. And it’s not that my cats are any more prone to filch than say, Von Krankipantzen’s Yoshi for example, but they are a bit off the beaten path when it comes to the types of things they steal.
Sphynx loves stealing bananas, razors, tank tops and [...]

Rate my kittens? Because it’s more fun than pap smears, high colonics, hangnail infections,and boil lancing all rolled into one!

Bella looking tasty
Sphynx eathing something besides bananas and underpants
Belle and Sphynx all cute and snuggly like

Some use it to wipe their ass.
Others hijack it from beneath the bathroom sink, desecrate it, and then leave it on display like some sort of glorious and scatological art piece.

Either way, when your last roll of Charmin has been filched by your felines and you’re too lazy to go the store for reinforcements, well, [...]

Q. Why, pray tell, is my 7lb kitten on a restricted portion diet?
A. Because left to his own stealth-like, food filching devices he does things like this:

It is Mommy’s great fear that if she doesn’t do a better job of hiding the kibble, she’ll find him one day, bloated, purple, dead on the toilet with [...]