If you’ve been keeping up with this series, you know two things:
why you should run (get better in bed!), and how to plan your run (get you a goal!).
THE THIRD (AND FINAL) THING I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT RUNNING IS, it’s so much better when you’re doing it to Kanye.
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That’s what she said!

Make a [...]

In a previous post I told you why running rocks, gave you some good reasons to get that badonkadonk busy running laps.
THE SECOND THING I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT RUNNING IS, it’s best to be a boy scout; be prepared.

Set a goal.
A goal-whether to walk the neighborhood or train for a 10K-will give you [...]

That that don’t kill me can only make me stronger—Kanye West, Stronger
Want to drop weight fast? Marry a man who—after moving you to a strange city where you have no support system–leaves you for his mistress. Worked for me.
In discovering my husband’s humiliating infidelity, I also stumbled upon something else: the post-traumatic stress diet. Of [...]

Not only did he take me to that Patchouli Den, but he also hung out for 65 minutes while I schmoozed with Houston’s finest—the hard-charging hippy chicks of the 281.
Last night—bless his heart—Angelface accompanied me to a Burt’s Bees seminar held at a granola barn called Nature’s Solutions.
An introduction to the wonderful world of hippy [...]

That’s all they’ve got in Texas.
Although some of you obviously forgot to wish me luck on my move (bastards), Angelface and I still made it to Houston.
It wasn’t ex-laxian; the move *was not* smooth … but we did make it to Ho-Town.
On the move
Because some of you (a-holes) forgot to wish us luck:

Angel’s flight home, [...]

Like tomorrow. At 5:30 am.
Part of the reason I’m road tripping tomorrow is I’m unemployed and have nothing better to do. But the main reason I’m traveling the 1,000 miles from O-Town to H-Town is, I need an apartment.
That’s right, an apartment in Texas.
Yes dear hannihaus readers, in lieu of certain career-changing events (mine sort [...]

Kiss My Face olive oil soap (fragrance free, allergen free): $2.00
Crystal fresh deodorant (made from salt, without harmful perfumes and metals): $5.00
Brazenly accusing the hubs of being seriously stinky in the body odor dept: Free
Realizing—post pit sniff, (both his and hers)—it’s you who stinks … it’s you who smells like the dirty hippy you are: [...]

Now that I live in Florida, I rarely wear hosiery.  Instead I slather bronzer on my cankles and call it good.  Because it’s always so effing hot here, most people do likewise.
Imagine my surprise then, when I walked into a party and the vast majority of attendees were wearing tights… and they were men.
Yesterday Angelface [...]

It's fun to confuse someone who has a head cold. You see, their brains just don't work right, being that they're filled with snot and such.
Angelface, sniffling, looked at our adopted kitty and asked, "Where did Bella come from?"
Matter-of-factly I replied, "Her mom."
Angelface, attempting to clarify said, "That's not what I mean. We know [...]

Angelface is out in California, visiting his mom and sister. Tomorrow after work I’m going to fly out and join them.
I talked to Angel this evening about my travel arrangements. He said my flight would last from 7pm until 1am.
“Holy cow!” I said. “That’s only 4 hours, coast to coast. I [...]