Archive for August, 2008

How To Run Your Ass Off (Literally!) Part III

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

If you’ve been keeping up with this series, you know two things:
why you should run (get better in bed!), and how to plan your run (get you a goal!).
THE THIRD (AND FINAL) THING I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT RUNNING IS, it’s so much better when you’re doing it to Kanye.

That’s what she said!

Make a [...]

Not So Dramatic Portrayal Of Actual Events–A Hannihaus Snippet

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

My parents are too freaking laid back.
Had they been run-of-the-mill parents the response would’ve been, omg! what the hell happened? is he ok? are you ok?
Instead our conversation went like this:
Dad: So I heard you hit your boyfriend with your car.
Me: No Daddy, I hit someone else.*
Dad: You didn’t hit Andrew?
Me: No I hit a [...]

How To Run Your Ass Off (Literally!) Part II

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

In a previous post I told you why running rocks, gave you some good reasons to get that badonkadonk busy running laps.
THE SECOND THING I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT RUNNING IS, it’s best to be a boy scout; be prepared.

Set a goal.
A goal-whether to walk the neighborhood or train for a 10K-will give you [...]

YES WE CAN … Buy Hilarious Barack Obama Tees In Support Of His Campaign

Friday, August 15th, 2008

My very good friend Aaron designed some awesome Obama tees. They are printed on American Apparel shirts and all profits go to Barack’s campaign.
Please buy a shirt and send the link to your friends:
http://www.barackobamatees.com/

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger: How To Run Your Ass Off (Literally!)

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

That that don’t kill me can only make me stronger—Kanye West, Stronger
Want to drop weight fast? Marry a man who—after moving you to a strange city where you have no support system–leaves you for his mistress. Worked for me.
In discovering my husband’s humiliating infidelity, I also stumbled upon something else: the post-traumatic stress diet. Of [...]