In another life I was married. And in that life, late one night, I received a phone call. “Hello,” said the woman’s voice, “I’m calling to tell you your husband is my boyfriend. All those times he said he was working out of town, he was with me. I was with him on Halloween and [...]

As summer begins its slow acquiesce to fall, I’ve found it necessary to do some renovating behind the scenes at the haus.
Most notably, the curtains now match the carpet.
Isn’t brown beautiful?

I was talking to a friend who expressed frustration that her more thoughtful posts were less commented than those that were quickly concocted—folks got all crazy-like commenting on toaster sandwiches but were kind of meh about her pistachio pops
Me I thought the pops rocked. Mostly because—as a keen observer of the human anatomy—I couldn’t help [...]