This is my submission.

A HAIKU ABOUT THE CONTENT STRATEGY SUMMIT
Corp. Writer’s Workshop
Dude’s like, “This class is bullshit!”
Teacher is angry

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AND AS AN ADDED BONUS: During my participation in a mandatory workshop wherein the instructor has asked us to write haiku expounding on our experience, I decide to memorialize the result of a participant’s request for salad in addition to pizza, as it consequently slowed delivery time.

This is my other submission.

A HAIKU ABOUT FOOD AT THE CONTENT STRATEGY SUMMIT
I’m freaking starving
Stupid dumb-ass veggie heads*
Delayed our free lunch

*[read: me]
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Clearly my talents are not wasted in the workplace.

3 comments to “At Work I Am Currently Participating In Mandatory Workshop Wherein The Instructor Has Asked Us To Write Haiku Expounding On Our Experience”

  1. Erin says:

    And now one for you from me:

    Being a slave sucks
    Make your own photocopies
    Good thing CK banks

  2. Hänni says:

    Erin–that was a beautiful poem. Looks like your talents *are* wasted in the workplace.

  3. Kerri Anne says:

    Oooh, this should be a weekly Haus staple. Anti-work Haikus by Hänni!

    Condescending tones
    Researching Yellow Fever
    Vodka in a flask?

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