This is my submission.
A HAIKU ABOUT THE CONTENT STRATEGY SUMMIT
Corp. Writer’s Workshop
Dude’s like, “This class is bullshit!”
Teacher is angry
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AND AS AN ADDED BONUS: During my participation in a mandatory workshop wherein the instructor has asked us to write haiku expounding on our experience, I decide to memorialize the result of a participant’s request for salad in addition to pizza, as it consequently slowed delivery time.
This is my other submission.
A HAIKU ABOUT FOOD AT THE CONTENT STRATEGY SUMMIT
I’m freaking starving
Stupid dumb-ass veggie heads*
Delayed our free lunch
*[read: me]
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Clearly my talents are not wasted in the workplace.
And now one for you from me:
Being a slave sucks
Make your own photocopies
Good thing CK banks
Erin–that was a beautiful poem. Looks like your talents *are* wasted in the workplace.
Oooh, this should be a weekly Haus staple. Anti-work Haikus by Hänni!
Condescending tones
Researching Yellow Fever
Vodka in a flask?