Erin Cooks has been on my ass for ages to update this blog. Unsuccesful at more conventional means re: whining, begging and pleading, that tricky b- has tagged me.Without further ado I present a hannihaus meme (dedicated to the evil Erin Cooks):5 Things You Never Knew About Hänni (And Probably Never Cared To)
- Although my nickname is Hannibear, if I was reincarnated, I would want to come back as a house cat. They are cool.
- I love the name Clementine but think it might be too old fashioned for a baby. Momo, which means “peach” in Japanese is modern an still adorable. I told my sis she should name her newborn Momo but she told me she wouldn’t because in English, it’s slang for “homo.” Apparently I have a thing for fruits.
- I cut my hair last fall because people kept saying I looked like Ugly Betty. Now I just look like a bitch.
- Last week I got my first-ever traffic ticket. I was pretty disappointed. Not so much because it cost me $295 and 2 points on my license, but because when I turned on the water works hoping to evade the ticket, the cop blinked twice and walked away. Apparently crocodile tears don’t work on pigs. Bummer.
- Duing WWII my German-Jewish family converted to Catholicism and escaped to the US where they adopted an American-friendly surname, Horn. Our original family name was Von Dietrich. In Europe names with “von” in them denote royalty. This confirms my suspicion that I am not a garden-variety pain in the ass, but rather a ROYAL pain the in the ass. All hail the queen.
I had to get up at 5 am to find time to write this (thanks again Erin Cooks!) It’s only fair i pass on the torture fun. Leigh, CZE, Kerrianne, MRTL, and Amber you’re it!
And now my work here is done. Although, I suppose you did get back at me by posting a picture where I’m apparently roaring like a lion???
oh hooray! you’re back! but SHIT! you tagged me!
but hooray! no wait! I mean damnit!
…I’m so confused. you’re lucky I like you, Hänni-pie.
I cried the first time I got a speeding ticket, and the guy was so unsympathetic it would have been laughable, had I not been so upset, of course. Who knew you weren’t supposed to set your cruise control to fifteen above the speed limit? It was my first! tri-state road trip, and clearly, I was awesome.
I love your bitchy short hair.
I’ll post, but need some time. I’ve blogged too much to have that many secrets. hahaha
p.s. We may be related, in some extremely f’d up way. Any relatives in Maryland?
i never tried crying to get out of a traffic ticket, although i’m sure it would most likely result in my getting a beating rather than getting out of a ticket.
Holy f**k!
Glad to see you back on this thing. Just thought I’d check… and sure enough there was a small nugget of goodness. Hope there is more to come, cuz!
hey.. *I’LL* pose like a lion if you’ll post again?
c’mon… at the VERY least some idol bashing???