So I won’t mince words. It happened to me and it’s happened to many of you. I’m only mentioning this because avid readers of the haus will notice I’ll not write about him anymore—it turns out Angelface wasn’t really such an angel after all.
Shortly after I wrote this, Angel left me for a woman who—for [...]

But actually it wasn’t a watermelon. It was a baby!
My sweetie-pie niece, Baby Grace was born this morning, weighing 9lbs 6ozs.
What’s cool about all this—besides the fact she looks like a little squished grape and I am all about organic raisins—is that I intuitively knew today would be Gracie’s birthday.
I knew this because I dreamed [...]

Today I’m wearing a brown dress.
I never wear green on Saint Patrick’s Day, partly because I’m not Irish … but mostly because I have a pinching fetish.
Enjoy your green beers and frosted lucky charms,
xoxoh

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Erin Cooks has been on my ass for ages to update this blog. Unsuccesful at more conventional means re: whining, begging and pleading, that tricky b- has tagged me.Without further ado I present a hannihaus meme (dedicated to the evil Erin Cooks):5 Things You Never Knew About Hänni (And Probably Never Cared To)

Although my nickname is [...]