Borrowed blonde wig and baby doll: free
Family-size bag of cheetos: $3
Last-season fishnets from TJ Maxx: $4
Blowing out the crotch on your cheap-ass tights (while at work) and realizing your Britney Spears costume is now entirely authentic: priceless

Happy Halloween Y’all

xoxo Britney, bitch.

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18 comments to “Happy Halloween Y’all”

  1. Damn! You look JUST LIKE Britney!!

    Happy Halloween!

  2. Hänni says:

    Jeff–it’s the cheeto dust, isn’t it?

  3. meno says:

    Did you drop the baby? Or take him in a car with no carseat? I hope so. How come no pix of the blown crotch.

    Blown crotch. I like that phrase.

  4. mark says:

    That’s Hot, but the skirt might be too long. When do we get to see the pole dancing video to “Gimme More?”

  5. leigh says:

    is there anything else i should know about where my wig’s been before i get it back?

  6. Jonathan says:

    *grins* VERY nice costume… the authenticity is frightening!

  7. Airam says:

    I LOVE your costume!!!!

  8. Jenny says:

    Holy hell. Okay, you officially beat me for best Britney.

    The cheetos are genius.

  9. Spicy says:

    Ok, but where’s the meat curtain shot?

    Heh.

    Loves ya! Nice job babe!

    XOXOXOOXOX

  10. Alli says:

    Damn y’all, you look so much like me you almost made me spill my vodka tonics!

  11. Peggy says:

    You are so funny!

  12. Manuel says:

    Wow, Hänni… you really have changed since you left… not the attire but those cheetos ain’t organic!

  13. Erin says:

    You must have made jaws drop in the office. Computer geeks don’t usually get to see that much of a real live woman :P

  14. Amber says:

    mrtl and I wonder if you ACTUALLY consumed the orangey goodness….hhhmmm…did you actually become Brit? Or was it all just a scam? A fabulou scam, but still shifty!

  15. Gwen says:

    Love the costume…

  16. hey hot pants….. I can’t find your e-mail for the life of me.. oh wait.. it’s in your sidebar. DUH.

    anyways..

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

    MUAH!!!!!

  17. Darci says:

    Happy New Year!!
    Smooches to all of you!

  18. Erin says:

    Hänni,

    I’ve tagged you for the ever popular “5 Things Meme.” So I guess “You’re it” now. And if you don’t post something I’m going to get Chris to log me into your blog and I’ll post 5 things about you myself :P

    xxoo
    Erin

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