Borrowed blonde wig and baby doll: free
Family-size bag of cheetos: $3
Last-season fishnets from TJ Maxx: $4
Blowing out the crotch on your cheap-ass tights (while at work) and realizing your Britney Spears costume is now entirely authentic: priceless
Happy Halloween Y’all
xoxo Britney, bitch.















Damn! You look JUST LIKE Britney!!
Happy Halloween!
Jeff–it’s the cheeto dust, isn’t it?
Did you drop the baby? Or take him in a car with no carseat? I hope so. How come no pix of the blown crotch.
Blown crotch. I like that phrase.
That’s Hot, but the skirt might be too long. When do we get to see the pole dancing video to “Gimme More?”
is there anything else i should know about where my wig’s been before i get it back?
*grins* VERY nice costume… the authenticity is frightening!
I LOVE your costume!!!!
Holy hell. Okay, you officially beat me for best Britney.
The cheetos are genius.
Ok, but where’s the meat curtain shot?
Heh.
Loves ya! Nice job babe!
XOXOXOOXOX
Damn y’all, you look so much like me you almost made me spill my vodka tonics!
You are so funny!
Wow, Hänni… you really have changed since you left… not the attire but those cheetos ain’t organic!
You must have made jaws drop in the office. Computer geeks don’t usually get to see that much of a real live woman
mrtl and I wonder if you ACTUALLY consumed the orangey goodness….hhhmmm…did you actually become Brit? Or was it all just a scam? A fabulou scam, but still shifty!
Love the costume…
hey hot pants….. I can’t find your e-mail for the life of me.. oh wait.. it’s in your sidebar. DUH.
anyways..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
MUAH!!!!!
Happy New Year!!
Smooches to all of you!
Hänni,
I’ve tagged you for the ever popular “5 Things Meme.” So I guess “You’re it” now. And if you don’t post something I’m going to get Chris to log me into your blog and I’ll post 5 things about you myself
xxoo
Erin