Two things:
1. Michael Jackson is a pimp
2. I might be a lesbian
Halloween is only two weeks away and in the spirit of scary shit, I’m taking a hip hop class. For anyone who’s seen me dance (re: shuffle sideways, shoulders slumped, booty bobbing), you know this is truly frightening.
I am learning the choreography to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
I’m not really good at most of the moves. The body-roll bewilders me and my monster stomp is seriously shameful. I can barely kick left, lunge right and my twitch leaves something to be desired.
But it’s not all bad. I am exceptionally good at this:
Basically all it requires is that I shuffle sideways, shoulders slumped, booty bobbing.
And that’s a beautiful (albeit visually disturbing) thing).
So that’s how things are in hop hop class.
And oh yeah! I totally have a girl-crush on my instructor. She’s got a real hot bod, and I hope she wears spandex to class next week.
Me, I will be wearing … my ass out!
Hip Hop—like life and my boney butt–is hard. (Just ask Prince Reggie K.)
OMG…have you seen 13 Going on 30 with Jennifer Gardner? There is a fab scene where she gets her “Thriller” on too. Plus it has my boyfriend Mark Ruffalo in it. Yum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0810JIF4Q
i don’t think michael jackson is a pimp anymore so much as he used to be a pimp. i think he lost his pimp status when he did the Black or White video with Macauley Culkin.
mmm…little mikey was so hot during his Bad tour. I’m disturbed and ashamed to admit it now, especially after he did that video with Lisa Marie where he just looked ill.
You’ve inspired me – I may be brave enough to take my post-baby flabby-ass to the hip hop class tonight.
I love! that you are taking a hip hop class. The hip hop dances were my absolute favorite on So You Think You Can Dance. Did I tell you we are going to see that?! In Portland! It’s this November. So, next month! I’m super pysched. Chris is rolling his eyes, but deep down I think he’s excited, too.
(Also: you should so totally make a youtube video when you are done with ya thrilla dancing, so we can all marvel at your mad corpse dance skillz. Word.)
Dude. Awesome. I am struggling for blog material and was going to take…
…wait for it…
A Pussycat Doll dance class.
I know, I know. Trust me I know.
No one is commenting about how you’re going to bat for the other team now? I don’t think a girl crush qualifies you for the lez club.
I sat in front of the TV for many hours replaying the Thriller video trying to learn the dance. What do kids these day for fun?
I’m officially in love with you.
Please add video.