During the course of our conversation he said two very interesting things:
1. Scientists have discovered the world is indeed flat
2. Girls with short hair are bitches
Obviously he was only right about one of two things.
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Everyone knows planets are *not* shaped like pancakes.
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I have short hair. God knows i am the most even-tempered person i know. So that flat earth thing must be true.
could have been worse. he could have said girls with short hair are cunts or something like that. bitches is alright. just ask snoop dogg.
The question is, does HE have short hair? And does that make him a …..?
Love the new do!
no, no, no. it’s girls that are BLONDES are bitchez. either way i think you’ve got it all covered.
no,no,no lets get this straight. blondes are not bitches or dumb. the brunettes that hate then dye their hair blonde are the dumb ones. but alas the hair looks real cute and tboy is just a wierdo!
Your hair looks amazing! Can you get me a job at your company so CK and I can move to Houston and look equally rockstar?
*hee* Flatworlders unite! Short hair does not a bitch make. Just yesterday I saw a lhasa apso and I’m pretty sure she was a bitch.
I like the new do, and Happy Monday!
Hey, nice new look for you!
Love the cut and the color. Wish I could swing the short hair, but my head is too big. Girls with short hair aren’t so much bitchy as awesome.
uh… ME-OW!!!
work it, momma, work it!!!
Love the new do.
I have long brown hair. I’m bitchy. I just proved your bro wrong
I have short blonde hair, A Line to be exact. I’m not a bitch..I’m a betch.