Let Me Be Brief

June 1st, 2007

I got an e-mail from a girlfriend today. She explained she was shopping online for basic underwear and had found some modest Vanity Fair lady briefs at Macys. A picture of the practical panties was accompanied by a series of customer reviews. The first being from … a dude.

“Undercover”, aged 40-49 had the following to say:

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Further reviews praised the panties as being “a real good fit for men” and “the best panty I [a man] have ever worn.” “Men, try them,” enthusiasts urged, “you’ll like them.”

You know, sometimes when I buy underwear I think to myself, “Men would really like these.” But when I say men would really like these, I mean men would really like to take these off… not put them on.

The lesson of the day, dear hannihaus readers is, granny panties are out. Quite obviously—according to men who shop at Macys—tranny panties are in.

God love the grape smugglers,

xoxoh

13 Haus Calls for “Let Me Be Brief”

  1. spanky Says:

    hey hans, grape smugglers huh? i am sure every guy has worn a pair of girlypanties sometimein his life,whether he likes to admit it or not.heh heh.. come on be real men and fess up to the maddness.
    ya know i’ve worn boxers before so i got the low down on the male accesories,but i just dont think it is the same thing..flowers and hearts to blue boxers..so funny
    ya know in a way u all love our underwear..one way or the other..lol
    latex

  2. Hänni Says:

    Spanky–your name, in the context of this conversation, disturbs me!

  3. spanky Says:

    haha,spank your booty ;-)

  4. kerrianne Says:

    Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m glad he initially bought three pair, too.

    We have a place in town called “The Tranny Shack.” No joke. Chris and I giggle every time we drive past it. It’s a transmission repair joint. But, seriously?

  5. marnie Says:

    I wonder if Macy’s got more than they bargained for there…. wooo.

    Hey yo, like, welcome back dude.

  6. Gwen Says:

    I’m so glad you’re back in business! My work day hadn’t been the same without hannihaus!

  7. Julie K from VT Says:

    wow glad you are back “on the air”!!!! Hope you are doing well, and BTW Kamienski Baby #3 is on its way - another boy!

  8. marnie Says:

    Popping by again to say…

    Do you know how many times I have used the term “tranny panties” in conversation? Way. Too. Many.

  9. meno Says:

    Well hi there Missy. Glad to see you back. Sorry about the shit.

    I’m totally getting some of these for my husband.

    (Now you’re wondering aren’t you?)

  10. Mary Says:

    Hey! I’m glad your’e back Alaskan girl! I enjoy your writings and wish you the best !

  11. Cze-Johnson Carrie Says:

    those musta been some bras and undies, hännikins!!! where ARE you?

    xxoo!!

  12. mrtl Says:

    It’s good to see you back, Hanni! So when you gonna come back to visit AK? Amber and I are bff now, you know (as are our daughters) and are going to drink some margaritas and do ddr this week just for laughs. Love to have you join us sometime.

  13. Erin Says:

    Time to update! What have you been doing all summer long?! Inquiring minds want to know.

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