Dudes of the haus, this post is for you.

See I know that Christmas can be difficult. You want to impress your lady—really thank her for all the nice things she’s done throughout the year. You want to say “gracias mi amor” for being your baby, for being your rock, for being the one who keeps you in clean cotton underpants.

After all, undies are important … unless of course your name is Britney Spears, in which case they’re just optional.

…but I digress.

So yeah, you want to get your lady a special gift, but you probably don’t know where to start. Bath salts, gift cards, candles—it’s all to cliché.

Want to get your sweetie something she’ll never forget? Check out this instructional video!

Because her favorite package this year is bound to be yours, enjoy:

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16 comments to “Decking The Halls With Balls And Holly: Part Two”

  1. Alli says:

    I loved this short. I posted it to everyone I know, including my sickly old grandmother because if’n anybody needs a dick in a box, its her dusty box. I also loved Hip Hop Kids “Yo How We Gonna Get Out Of This Mineshaft Yo?”

    Merry Merry princess lovecakes!

  2. Makes me wish I had a girl friend to give this special “package” to.

  3. Erin says:

    You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?!

  4. marnie says:

    Ohhh! I just posted a link to this… it’s too good not to share.

  5. Karmyn R says:

    TOO FUNNY -

    But kind of disappointing….my hubby wants to give me that present every day. I’m looking for more originality this year. Ha!!

    Came over via Marnie!

  6. smug ellie says:

    thank goodness i’m at mum/dad’s (have internet) for christmas or i would have missed this. have seen it 4 times since i got here yesterday. i’ve been humming it round the house. what a treat, can’t stop laughing…or watching.

  7. Dog Mom says:

    Hee hee. I can’t stop singing that song.
    Hope you all have a great Christmas, Hanni! xoxo

  8. Popi says:

    Merry Christmas Hanni! We’re off to see the little grandunits trash some wrapping paper this morning. We get to squeal and wohoo just like they do. Funny how things begin to circle around as one gets older and lets go of old fears and tensions one at a time. We get to make noise and help raise the frenzy to a newer, higher level than the young rents ever dreamed possible. It is easier being a grandparent than a parent. We get to encourage them to be who they already are instead of teaching them how we want them to behave. Love who you are too and can’t wait to see you again for the first time.

    Popi

  9. mrtl says:

    Happy Holidays!

  10. tea says:

    Great flick LOL
    Hope you had a great Christmas Hanni and have a fantastic New Year!!!

    tea
    xo

  11. Janet says:

    I swear SNL needs to add Justin Timberlake as a regular cast member. It’s weird to think a few years ago that just might have been a possibility.

    Happy New Year!:)

  12. marnie says:

    *knock knock*

    Anyone home in the haus?

  13. Manuel says:

    Hänni – American Idol – tonight dawg!

  14. if *I* were auditioning for American Idol, I would totally sing “I miss you”.

    cause I do.

    dawg.

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