Comments on: Nucking Futz

By: Heaven's little angel

Heaven's little angel — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:58:49 +0000

i am not originally from Caliornia but i do know that all Californians HATE almonds because my cousin did a poll for it. Sike no really they do they are like some kinda freakz or sumthin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love always,
Heaven’s little angel! ( lol xoxoxoxoxo)

By: furiousball

furiousball — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:38:14 +0000

what about that fruit of the loom guy, he’s going to jail for a long, long time…ironic he represents an underwear company too…the truth is out there or something

By: tea

tea — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:39:59 +0000

LOL! Great post…..again

tea
xo

By: Cze-Johnson Carrie

Cze-Johnson Carrie — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 16:30:37 +0000

first when you were talking about wine I was all.. “oh, hey.. I can talk about wine!!!” then the crack talk I was still hanging in there… but honey….

I gotta draw the line in talking about bag ‘o nuts. It makes me think about the time in FL I was working at victoria’s secret and a guy tried on a teddy and walked out of the dressing room with only PARTS of himself tucked away. my eyes still burn to this day.

By: FancyPants

FancyPants — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:42:43 +0000

Hanni, you are too much. Please know i had great difficulty in typing this message on the morn after my b’day party (Jonkers and co are passed out upstairs =D) and i am cheerfully laughting at your blog! Teehee!

By: Manuel

Manuel — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 22:38:24 +0000

it's been awhile since i've chimed in but mmm wine! at first i wanted to be a connoisseur, but soon realized that a 5-liter boxed wine for $8.99 is pretty tasty too. you should see that movie Sideways if you haven't already...

By: Suebob

Suebob — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 23:58:11 +0000

I worked in the wine industry for a long time. It was a good education. I realized that all of the mystique and snobbery is really to induce normal people to part with hugely inflated sums to stroke their egos.

I had a swimming partner whose husband had a small boutique winery. They went to a wine auction to sell some of their wine. While she was in the bathroom, he spent $1200 on 6 bottles of French burgundy…She said “Honey! IT IS A BEVERAGE!!” which I thought was pretty funny.

By: stampydurst

stampydurst — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:01:05 +0000

Awesome post, as always. First, I was caught off guard and laughed aloud at “grape smuggling”. I suppose I should have seen it coming, but I was busy fantasizing about all that marzipan. But then “some dude’s cash and prizes” got me again. Damn you! I’ll be on the lookout next time.

By: DaReaVeRoFBiTs

DaReaVeRoFBiTs — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:51:29 +0000

raisin smuggling is what they call it when its so cold out your nips are REALLY poking out!

and if this guy was only smuggling grapes i feel sorry for his significant other.

By: Hänni

Hänni — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:36:34 +0000

gary–no b/c snuggling is cute and nice and there’s nothing cute and/OR nice about seeing some dude’s cash and prizes, at least when you’re seeing them involuntarily.

paddymick–how about “moobs“? I like moobs–the word at least.

Amber–you are my writing goddess and blogger hero.

smug ellie–at first I was like WTF?, but then I did a visualization and now it makes sense. As does the vomit that’s rising up my throat.

spanky–Sis if crack kills, then we are one deadly-ass duo.

meno–yes, lets call it natural selection for our modern age. Can we get K-Fed a pair of grape smugglers?