So there’s something we need to talk about dear hannihaus readers. And this one’s pretty tough so I’m going to cut right to the chase:
I am a slack ass.
The frequency with which I’ve been posting is pretty lame. And you’ve probably been disappointed. It’s OK. I’ve been disappointed too …
Not so much with this blog [...]

Thursday—in celebration of Tofurkey Day—I took a trip.
And that trip—like the one our forefathers embarked on in 1620—led me to lands previously unknown
For the Pilgrims, the final destination was America.
For me, it was Fresno.
Yes Fresno, California. A place I’d been scared to visit for quite some time. Part of the trepidation lay in the fact [...]

I’m not real political but this shit is pissing me off.
In case anyone is wondering: IT IS NOT OK TO WRITE BOOKS DETAILING HOW YOU WOULD KILL YOUR WIFE, FATHER, MOTHER, SISTER, BROTHER, CAT, DOCTOR or DENTIST.
It is especially inappropriate to murder someone in writing when in fact your virtual victim died violently in real [...]

Back when I was on the skids and unemployed, I took this class. And one of the things I learned was that 80% of people land jobs through networking.
This surprised me, because I’ve *never* gotten work this way. My last two jobs I got through the Internet. And statistically nobody gets work though the Internet—only [...]

Not only did he take me to that Patchouli Den, but he also hung out for 65 minutes while I schmoozed with Houston’s finest—the hard-charging hippy chicks of the 281.
Last night—bless his heart—Angelface accompanied me to a Burt’s Bees seminar held at a granola barn called Nature’s Solutions.
An introduction to the wonderful world of hippy [...]

It’s happened again.
I totally busted out of my pants. Last week, after cinching a little too tight, my belt snapped clean in half. And in the aftermath only rubble, butt crack and the stares of my incredulous co-workers survived.
Because of course, this happened in the office.
I’m not sweating it though. When you’re thin around the [...]