Not Dead. Just Moving. Still Sucks.
September 20th, 2006Many of you have harassed e-mailed me to check-in, get the 4-1-1, the skinny, the scoop and the poop.
“It’s been quiet at the haus,” you wrote. “What’s new in FL/TX?”
Well first thing, I’m still in Florida. Maaa’s back home in Alaska. My current status is: knee-deep-in-packing-boxes.
This is only slightly preferable to being knee-deep-in-shit.
At least when you’re knee-deep-in-packing-boxes, the used cardboard—procured through Craig’s List because you’re too green to buy new boxes—only smell like rotten, festering produce and not poo.
Well, the boxes smell a little like poo…. But I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
I am, however, one to look a sandwich in the mouth. Especially when it’s filled with sprouts (yum!). Look at these cute sammy’s I saw at Universal Studio’s Boulangerie Café:
And look at Maaa at the Blues Brother’s street party—she’s freak dancing with strangers! (Now you know where I get it from.)
Me and Maaa ran into this green dude at Suess Landing. Judging from his lovely pallor, I’d imagine he’d just got off the Back to the Future ride. Can you say barfaronius?
Also in Suess Landing, we met this guy. He said he was a Sneech. I said, bless you.
At one point, someone told me and Maaa we should check out Bikini Bottom. Imagine my surprise when we got there and realized there were no bikinis or bottoms—just a guy in square pants.
And while we could not meet him in person, I just want to say a big thank you to Napoleon and his friend (e)claire. Your namesake offerings at Epcot’s French patisserie were so good it made us say, ooh la la!
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Because inquiring minds want to know, Angel and I are getting the eff out of dodge (or at least Florida) on September 26th. Wish us luck as we head out west! Then, stop bothering me!
Hanni at Hannihaus dot com
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September 20th, 2006
Glad you are still alive, i’ve been combing the obituaries for news.
Moving really sucks, and i do indeed wish you luck. I hope you like Houston.
September 20th, 2006
Shit woman, I have got some boxes for you! In fact, I need you to come pick them up soon because I have them piled up in front of my front door. You are my only hope if I am ever able to see the outside world again.
(I had to buy my boxes and am still pissed off. I can’t just recycle them, they must be used again.)
September 20th, 2006
YES. Awesome teal clogs there, lady. And you look gorgeous. And, so does your mom. And also, Dr. Seuss scares me. As do life-size make-believe Dr. Seuss characters. ; ) Have fun! packing and mooving, and let’s chat when you are all settled. I have newes. Like ewes. Only, more fun. And less hairy.
September 20th, 2006
The only thing wrong with that Napolean is that it looks so good I would probably have to have TWO of them.
September 20th, 2006
Oh Hännibus! I’m sorry to hear that you are leaving for Las Vegas… I mean Texas. I hope you guys make it big there. I miss the glory days of hanging out at Jamie and Jim’s drunk whore house. Face and I would laugh it up! It’s sad to know that is is all gone and that spirit is broken… Oh great… now you got me crying like a total chick!
Well… here is something to make you smile… I found this of our ole Canadian friend…
http://capstone.camosun.bc.ca/December2003/projects.html
I am working with another Canadian SEO guy at my new job and he claims that Canadians are MORE violent that the Yanks! Imagine that. Especially since Orlando was rated the angriest City in the states! Get out while you can!
4 tears in the kooch! And since you’re going to Texas 2 tears in your beer!
I’m not gonna doooo what everyone thinks I’m gonna do… and FREAK OUT, man!
September 20th, 2006
Oh man, I remember helping you pack up shop at the end of a spring semester one year…I guess you were putting all your stuff in storage (yes?)…you’re right! You really DO hate packing! Haha! But you’re much better at it now (after some proper guidance, ahem) and have nothing to fear!
A safe journey to you & yours!
September 20th, 2006
Also! good luck! mooving. : ) (And I take it back; Semi-scary furry characters or no, SeussLand (seen via Le Flickr) looked pretty awesome. And oh so! colorful. )
September 21st, 2006
Looks like you guys had a lot of fun! I am never moving again for the same reason, plus my packer is no longer around, so I guess I am stuck here. Oh btw, that thing I was supposed to find, well tomorrow I start looking for it. But I did confirm that Russell did not take it with her, so it’s here… someplace.
September 21st, 2006
oOOOOoo, girl you are cute. with those ricking crocs and your cuteness.
September 21st, 2006
Good luck with your move…
September 22nd, 2006
Looking fab! Oh wait… What the hell are those? ARGGJGJGGHGH! Crocs! Must induce vomiting… Must… put… on…. Fergie CD…. London Bridge… make me hurl… Purge the vision of those nasty Crocs!
Wear some Vans or Chucks for God’s sake! Gerard would be ashamed of you! =)
Good luck with the moving and packing. Remember to buy a large belt buckle and a gun or two before you get to Texas. We don’t want any incidents.
September 25th, 2006
Someone sent me this link, and it made me think of you and your organic raisins that I keep seeing people comment at you about.
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091506/craisins.gif
September 30th, 2006
ohhhhhhh…I want one of those sandwiches please! Great pictures! Hope your packing gets done and over before you know it.
tea
xo