Archive for September, 2006

Not Dead. Just Moving. Still Sucks.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Many of you have harassed e-mailed me to check-in, get the 4-1-1, the skinny, the scoop and the poop.
“It’s been quiet at the haus,” you wrote. “What’s new in FL/TX?”
Well first thing, I’m still in Florida. Maaa’s back home in Alaska. My current status is: knee-deep-in-packing-boxes.
This is only slightly preferable to being knee-deep-in-shit.
At least when [...]

Vee-Ay-See-Ay-Tee-Eye-Oh-En

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

In a classic children’s story, Little Red Riding Hood notes what big ears the wolf has, what big eyes and what big teeth.
The wolf replies that these are all the better to hear miss Riding Hood with, see her with and eat her with.
If Little Red Riding Hood were to come visit me at three [...]

No Rest For The Road Weary

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

So I went to Texas and now I’m back in the eff-el.
Mission accomplished: I got a swank apartment in a cute little community called The Woodlands. And I tell you what, I’m ready to for a new neighborhood.
It’s not that I’m against religion or anything—Jesus is my homeboy and all that—but the folks who live [...]