Send That Girl To Houston
August 28th, 2006Maaa always says you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Now the nose thing is total bullshit. If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that friends (and gynecologists) can stick their fingers wherever the hell they want. Case in point: Smug Ellie, my college roommate, has been putting her finger in my patooty for years.
“Time to check your oil,” she says before thrusting her pointer in my pucker.
Silly Smug. She never finds Valvoline. Just gas.
Hanni at Hannihaus dot com
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August 28th, 2006
I think this bit should be used in recruiting brochures for colleges all over the country to put at ease those kids who are afraid to room with strangers!
August 28th, 2006
hahaha, have you been eating carrots again? and i have been trying to pick my friends nose for years, yet to this day i have been unsuccessful, i shall prevail!
good luck in your ventures!
August 29th, 2006
Wowzers… You had a lot more fun in college than I did.
August 29th, 2006
I want to come to one of your parties!
August 29th, 2006
I think all this unemployment business has driven you over the edge!
August 30th, 2006
psh, as if SORM doesn’t remember…