Maaa always says you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Now the nose thing is total bullshit. If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that friends (and gynecologists) can stick their fingers wherever the hell they want. Case in point: Smug Ellie, my college roommate, has been putting her finger in my patooty for years.
“Time to check your oil,” she says before thrusting her pointer in my pucker.
Silly Smug. She never finds Valvoline. Just gas.
I think this bit should be used in recruiting brochures for colleges all over the country to put at ease those kids who are afraid to room with strangers!
hahaha, have you been eating carrots again? and i have been trying to pick my friends nose for years, yet to this day i have been unsuccessful, i shall prevail!
good luck in your ventures!
Wowzers… You had a lot more fun in college than I did.
I want to come to one of your parties!
I think all this unemployment business has driven you over the edge!
psh, as if SORM doesn’t remember…