iRock. Will uRock too?
Today we interrupt our typical trash-talking, blither blathering, ice cream-mister whipple-wunky pickle-chicken nipple-type tomfoolery to bring you something *really* special.
No, I’m not talking about a super-secret duet between me and mr. hotpants. That shit’s strictly on the hush low, y’all.
What I’d like to talk about today, dear hannihaus readers, is my ass … or more specifically the state of my ass.
I’ve been seein’ a little ‘celly. Booty and belly need some working ooooooout.
It’s recently occurred to me that—while I’ve been rocking this blog like my name was Gwen StepHänni—I’ve been rockin’ my bod like my name was … well … Dom DeLuise.
But that all’s about to change. And I’ve got 21 days to prove it.
Twenty1days is one of my (many) new (and exciting!) blog projects. It’s an LJ community dedicated to starting some habits—specifically the good ones. The first tweny1day challenge will be to rock your body with 21 days of fitness.
For all who are interested, twenty1days to rock your body starts next Monday, August 21st. To participate, go here.
… And to tell me what a nerd I am for talking about my ass on the Internet, leave that love in comments.
Til next, dear hannihaus readers, adieu.
I fully support blogging about your ass. (Not in a creepy way.) I’m sure you’ll let us know how the habit-kicking/forming goes!
As long as its about the ass and not its contents blogging about your ass is all fun! Speaking from recent experience, having lost 23 lbs and still losing, its so much fun to get back into shape! Btw, can you email me? I have a favor to ask of ya for the next time you hit up the whole foods store. CYA!
Laurel–I’m glad you enjoy my ass as much as I do
DaReaVeRoFBiTs–Congrats on the weight loss dude! Good to see you signed up for twenty1days.
Hanni, I am shocked. Totally shocked. I thought you were a vegetarian or something exotic like that. What’s up with the cellulite? Say it ain’t so!
dude… I love ass-blogging. yours, mine, or anyone’s for that matter!
I’ll support you in the twenty one-day thingy… though with my impregnated state, and trying to GAIN…. I’ll just eat all the fat-gaining foods so you don’t have to.
rock it, sister.. cause I know you can!
I am so! psyched for this, H. And speaking of (yours and others) asses, a swift kick in mine, and some webcom. accountability, was exactly what I needed. I’ve been watching “WorkOut” on Bravo, and let me just say a. Jackie is haht! and b. I want my abs back. Let the sweat begin!
gary–sorry to burst your bubble, dude, but all women have the celly. Even Julia Roberts, even Queen Elizabeth, even yo momma!
cze-carrie–girl I just love you! Your ass is the phattest!
kerri anne–I’m also trying to work on the mid-region stuffs. Lace up your nikes girl and see you in twenty1days!
The timing of this is perfecto. Count me in.