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Breakfast in Bed

July 6th, 2006

Some of you probably woke up to the sound of music playing on your alarm clock radio. Still others opened your eyes wide to the happy noise of chirping birds or a sloppy lover’s kiss.

I, on the other hand, was shaken from my slumber by a loud, HORK! HOOOOOOORK!

It seems my darling children, the kittinks, used to being fed at the ungodly hour of 6am were unhappy that Mommy decided to sleep past 7.

Taking matters in to their own hands … er paws … the terrible twosome decided to make their own breakfast…

in my bed …

with their vomit.

Yes, nothing says “good morning sunshine” like watching your cats expel—and then eat (again)—the contents of their last night’s nutritious dinner … especially when they do it on your pink cotton sheets.

When asked what her brother’s barf tasted like, Bella Donna Bad Girl said, “Tastes like chicken.”

This makes sense, being that 12 hours earlier, that’s exactly what Stinky Sphynxy was shoving in his enormous chicken pot pie-hole—kitty stew made with broiled bird.

And I wanted to be angry about the upchuck—I wanted to be mad about the spew on my Serta…. But I couldn’t.

Yes, dear hannihaus readers, today there will be no hateoration about the kittink’s high jinks.

There will be no retribution for their early morning antics.

In deed, I will not lay lame blame for my twin angels’ all-you-can-(re)-eat barffet.

After all, there are few things in life more pleasurable than having breakfast in bed.

… Plus they licked up the nastiness before I had a chance to *really* get miffed.

But I digress.

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9 Haus Calls for “Breakfast in Bed”

  1. Dima Says:
    July 6th, 2006

    ICK! It must be cat craziness day. My cat decided to wake me up by licking my hand and bringing her annoying loud toy on the bed and incessantly play with it, NEXT TO MY EAR! Although, I’d take that over barf!

  2. Amber Says:
    July 6th, 2006

    I may have to boycott your site for awhile - pregnancy and kitty barf don’t exactly mix well with my tummy! What a lovely way to start your day!

  3. Sarcomical Says:
    July 6th, 2006

    get back to me when one of them runs onto the bed, hurls directly behind your head, and then leaves.

    that’ll start your day off reeeeaaal good.

  4. Cze-Johnson Carrie Says:
    July 6th, 2006

    hee hee hee… you said BARFFET.

    I, for one, am happy to read about someone else puking other than my hormone-crazy self. even if it is just your cats. kibble anyone?

  5. gary Says:
    July 7th, 2006

    AY AY AY.

  6. stampydurst Says:
    July 8th, 2006

    Not much to say except the boxer has vomited throughout my house and on the bed one crazy night…I can sympathize. Hope all is well in Hanni-land.

  7. Manuel Says:
    July 10th, 2006

    took a college-esque trip to Tallahassee this weekend and saw a fair amount of puke myself. i’d like to think it was induced by gummy bears but something tells me it was the alcohol. yea, that seems to be the culprit alright…

    because there were no cats in sight. only a tiny dog who wouldn’t stop licking me! who knows where he is now. just be lucky you have cats. cute cats and no dawgs.

  8. Precisiongirl Says:
    July 11th, 2006

    My goodness… cat puke. That’s a smell that’ll stay with you for the rest of the day.

    Thanks for your comment on my blog, always happy to have new visitors.

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  9. menoblog Says:
    July 11th, 2006

    Ha ha! I love my cats too. I once thought that i could make a tape of that noise cats make as they are preparing to puke and sell it to people who can’t get out of bed in the morning.

    Nothing gets me moving faster than pre-puke gagging.

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