When my kitties do it, they typically tussle around the living room. When Blogher’s get together, the cat fights happen online.
And the proverbial fur is a-flyin’ my friends.
It was the post that sparked a thousand “oh shits.” Last weekend, even before the festivities had officially kicked off, Blogher was buzzing. Someone had done the naughty, [...]

When I was a little girl, my dad always told me I could be anything I wanted to be. And I really believed this.
So when I decided at age 9—after reading tons of A.A. Milne and Joan Aiken— to become a writer, it didn’t seem unfathomable that 14 years later that’s exactly what I’d do—make [...]

And now an impotent message from your mistress:
On my way back from LA, I made a little pit stop in the Lone Star state.
It occurred to me whilst driving through downtown Houston, it’s amazing that Bob Dole had to take his search for an effective solution to erectile dysfunction nationwide.
(You’ll all remember Senator Dole as [...]

You’ve heard the wacky rumors, now it’s time for the truth.
Yes, dear hannihaus readers, LA did indeed steal my soul. But I made some quick negotiations with a man in a speedo (AKA Rockstar Brother) and he brought me to the airport.
And now—like Paris Hilton’s herpes outbreak—I’m back! (Feel free to get giddy everyone.)
LA, if [...]

Kiss My Face olive oil soap (fragrance free, allergen free): $2.00
Crystal fresh deodorant (made from salt, without harmful perfumes and metals): $5.00
Brazenly accusing the hubs of being seriously stinky in the body odor dept: Free
Realizing—post pit sniff, (both his and hers)—it’s you who stinks … it’s you who smells like the dirty hippy you are: [...]

Some of you probably woke up to the sound of music playing on your alarm clock radio. Still others opened your eyes wide to the happy noise of chirping birds or a sloppy lover’s kiss.
I, on the other hand, was shaken from my slumber by a loud, HORK! HOOOOOOORK!
It seems my darling children, the kittinks, [...]