Comments on: The Big (Fat) Deal

By: Sarcomical

Sarcomical — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 17:28:48 +0000

birds are scary motherf*&@ers. oh yes.

and omg with the stupid trolly readers. i wish they would go away. SCAT! seriously, it’s like the internet gives unhappy people an even larger place to Be Assholes.

By: kerri

kerri — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:39:25 +0000

“I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn’t have a beak to peck you with.”
-The Always Wise and Snappily-Dressed Jack Handy

Amen Jack. Amen.

By: miss marisol

miss marisol — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:26:00 +0000

Wow! You made a graph. You are so much cooler than everyone else in the internets.

By: ZP

ZP — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:01:08 +0000

lol i hate birds too (this you know) and i love the lil smokies (ok maybe you didn’t know that)…but i know you DIDN’T know that i hit a bird with my car the other day (you know the car…probably never met the bird)

i was in the left lane, another car to my right, bird came swooping down like “i’m the shit, i can fly, you can’t” and then he flew right into the front fender of the car to my right…

needless to say, he bounced off said right-hand car and rebounded smack dab into my front bumper (read: slab-o-shiny-steel)…all i saw was a big “poof” of feathers in my rearview!

it’s evil, i know…but i couldn’t help but laugh hilariously

the end!

By: gary

gary — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:40:46 +0000

I used to absolutely love the taste of vienna sausages when I was a teenager. I don’t love them anymore, but I don’t hate them either. I FEAR them. Since I found out what is in them I can’t bring myself to eat them anymore. I guess that’s not a bad thing. They are loaded with fat.

By: the village idiot

the village idiot — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:08:41 +0000

Don’tcha just hate it when birds get into the cocktail weiners when there are so many poor people out there who would love the opportunity to laugh at fart jokes but who can’t afford it?

By: stampydurst

stampydurst — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:11:09 +0000

Also have a strange anti-bird stance. I just fully realized this the other day when there was a woman standing in line for the coffee cart at the hospital with a huge parrot on her shoulder. The parrot was hunched there and had a DIAPER on to keep it from shitting down her back. For some reason, I can’t help but think of them as flying rats carrying plague and pestilence (and this has nothing to do with the bird flu). This also carries over to poultry. I was a vegan for several years, and when I went back to the dark side, I only ate red meat – wouldn’t touch chicken or turkey. Now I’ll eat the occasional bite of chicken if someone else has cooked it, but I can’t be at the same table as a cornish hen. And don’t get me started on chicken wings…is it really necessary for men to put them in their mouths and suck the last ligament off the bone?

Oops, it appears I am ranting. Must have forgotten to take my meds again. Keep rockin’ the graph-ics Hanni.

By: Christoph

Christoph — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:30:08 +0000

What about Big Bird Hännibus? That is the only bird I ever gave two bird shits (one on my windshield and the other on my rear bumper) about. Maybe if you watched that master of classic films, “Stop That Bird” starring Big Bird (and the rest of the puppet effing click) you would have a little more compassion for the big guy.

As for fat people… As my cousin Jeff “Freeballin’” Dummond once said in reference to gay guys, “…as long as they aren’t hitting on me, I could care less”. Nevermind that Jeff had a thing for fat chicks… well… nevermind – you get my point.

4 in the kooch and 2 seats on the damn over sea flight to Italy if you weigh more than 400 lbs (it’s a goddamned 10 hour flight!)!

By: Amber

Amber — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 00:49:29 +0000

I’m still in shock…What a ridiculous assumption.

Did you ever label Mariah as Obese? or Overweight? Maybe…but if you look at the tiny-itty-bitty string-like clothing she chooses to ooze out of you would be totally justified. No one should dress like that! EVER!

And my assumption is that this person is either a bleeding heart for anyone who is persecuted and you’d never win with them anyway, OR…they’re FAT!

And this is coming from a girl who is considered medically overweight/obese! I’m not going to hide it! I like me some oreos cookies, cheese, and soda. (especially in this swollen state I’m in right now!)

By: Patchoulli Oil Stank

Patchoulli Oil Stank — Wed, 31 May 2006 16:52:57 +0000

oh my god.

I can’t believe you see fit to justify your pitiful existence with a graph! You do SO hate fat people, and I believe that you’re just throwing up the smoke screen of laughter to keep us away from the fact that you USED to be one!