gary – In the summer I’d have to say neither of us! We prefer shorts and skirts for man and wife respectively. You rock too.

BTW, who wears the pants in YOUR family?

I WILL, however, refer to THE RULES.

based on rule#1 and rule #3…. Mistress Hännicakes can pretty much call anyone and everyone a fatass if she damn well pleases…. cause last I checked, rules #1 applies to everyone speaking truth, and rule #3 works cause Hänni is a skinny little thing.

Also… I’d like to add that not ENOUGH people make fun of Mariah Carey, and indeed, it truly is a splendid activity.

oh, and one more also… regarding wearing women’s pants… all I can say is I LIVED in central florida, and honey… you KNOW those kind of pants are by no means odd. Now… if the dude happens to be the guy I helped one summer in the Daytona Beach Victoria’s Secret who came out of the fitting room wearing a teddy with his snausage tucked up and balls hanging out, then yes… senor pantelones DEFINITELY gets an eyebrow raise. but the grey lady-sweats? meh… I’d let it slide.

either way… I heart you, Hänni. I really really do.

Second of all, since when do we quote what Jennifer Suddenly-went-from-size-8-or-10-to-size-0-or-1 Aniston on anything relating to weight and fat people.

Third of all, last time I checked fat people were still not a protected class of people under the constitution, and until they are so, anyone and everyone has the right to say whatever they want about fat people being fat.

Finally, making fun of Mariah’s vocal abilities, or lack thereof, is too obvious and boring and everyone already does it. However, making fun of her maybe-not-too-fat, but certainly mal-proportioned body is fair and square.

Actually, this is FINALLY, I still don’t get people who are offended by someone’s opinions and personal blogging who continue to come back and be offended AND comment about it.

Whatever, FAT PEOPLE SUCK! Can you sue me for saying that? No? Ok then!

What’s your beef against overweight people? It seems to be a recurring theme in your posts. I’m neither overly PC, nor am I heavy. I like to read your blogs but I am offended by your views on heavier people.

Take Mariah for instance. The woman is a train wreck. To say I’m not a fan would be an understatement. However, she wears something in the neighborhood of a size 6-8. Since when is that fat? There are plenty of truer, more entertaining flaws you can goof on. Make fun of her terrible music, her ridiculous diva attitude, her disastrous personal life. But calling her a fattie? It’s just not so.

Being overweight is the last socially accepted form of discrimination. You wouldn’t write a story and refer to your subjects as niggers, spics, chinks, wops, micks, gooks, faggots, kikes, or crackers, would you? It’s essentially the same thing.

Do not misunderstand: A man wearing women’s lavendar pants is bizarre and makes for a good story. I’m not trying to bring down the haus. It just ruffles my feathers that you think referring to an overweight person as “XX” or “chunky monkey” is okay.

To paraphrase Jennifer Aniston, I think you may want to get your proverbial sensitivity chip overhauled.

Dima – I’ve never had Chunky Monkey. What’s in it? And does it come in organic?

Cze-Johnson Carrie – No offense, but don’t you think its a little biased to say its OK for a man to wear lady’s pants as long as they are gray? I prefer to raise an objection no matter what the color.

tasha – Glad to hear it lady!

Chunky monkey is my favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry’s!