That being said, I appreciate your dedication to the countdown and I hope you enjoyed your Mikes Hard Green Apple/margarita/wine as much as I have enjoyed your participation.

Cheers dear!

The villiage idiot – OH MY SWEET LORD. You got half nekkid for the haus! Now *that’s* what I call true jackassery. As such, I am saluting you in my sidebar. You really know how to put the “art” in retarted.

Cze-Johnson Carrie – Yes dear, you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. I see you girl, I watch the scene, you are the dancing queen.

Kerri – Well I already know who won, but I’d like to tickle you anyway … you know, just for the hell of it.

Stampydurst – Amazingly, I wasn’t rocking the faux last night. I’ve got this new ‘do, I call it Joan Jett Circa 1981. It is awesome. And you can only see it here at the haus. Stay tuned!

Hope you had fun too.

The idiot

Also, I recently discovered I have some RandomHouse publishing connections and said (pseudo) connection stood in an elevator with one of the producers of Idol and said producer, being mostly twelve and apparently excited, told her who won.

If anyone wants to buys me a shot of chambord, or hands me some cash, or tickles me, I’ll tell.

yesssssssssssss!!!!

have fun, everyone!!! don’t forget to take asprin before you go to bed, Hännicakes!!!!

Have fun, enjoy the show and be safe.
and yes, we expect pictures.

First off, I boycotted this whole sham of a contest — speaking of the Get Hanni Wasted Campaign, not the show — when my favorite, the caramel one, was booted by override without just cause. Even more egregious was that the replacement — vodka? — was the next drink to go. I am so over it. grumble

Second, my husband is working tonight and I have promised him that I’d wait to watch the finale with him (tomorrow morning probably). I’m hopeful that I can avoid hearing of the results, as I didn’t hear about Chris being booted off till I watched the tape a week late. Read that: I shall not be getting online tonight or tomorrow, so don’t expect any pictures anytime soon. (Maybe not at all. I’m just lazy these days.)

Despite these issues, I am a woman of my word and shall have a drink in honor of good drinks who never get the girl. Since I won’t have the time to get out to buy more liquor tonight, I’ll have to make do with what I have… Mike’s Hard Green Apple, a margarita or wine. (We have some Guiness in the fridge, but I hate that shit if it’s not in beer bread.) Maybe I’ll make some beer bread, too, and wash it down with a diet coke for posterity. I don’t think coke and tequila go well together.

Have fun tonight! Don’t drink and drive!