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Coke Blech

Christophe Quoted:

“Hmmm. This tastes like ass. … That’s good though.”

coke_blak.jpgChristophe sez, Coke Blak is Coke blech.

I would’ve been disturbed by my cubicle mate’s off color comment, except he explained it was in reference to Coke Blak. Apparently, Christophe was pleased that the beverage boasted a flavor so nasty, it would likely keep him from becoming dependant on the highly addictive ½ coke ½ coffee concoction.

And I’m glad he clarified.

The thought of stuffing your face with ass is so totally unappetizing.

… I mean, who the eff eats donkey anyway?

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And what about you dear hannihaus readers?  Have you tried Coke Blak?  What did you think?
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And another one bites the dust. Vodka Swish was voted off the AI Cocktail Countdown last night. Keep voting. The competition’s just getting retarted started.

10 comments to “Coke Blech”

  1. FancyPants says:

    I have to agree 100%, that stuff is purley disgusting. Its even worse than the Budweiser energy drink that came out awhile back only because it is made of 1) coffee – disgusting and 2) coke – almost as disgusting. At least with the budweiser you got 1) beer – good and 2) redbull wannabe – tastey and get a mini buzz/sugar high but those two liquids should never be combind togeather. And off the topic I float…

  2. kerri says:

    Yeah, seriously. Coke Blech, ewh, gross, can just go straight back to the hot place, where it belongs.

  3. B says:

    I know a gay guy who said Coke Blak tasted like ass. I believed him.

  4. Hänni says:

    FancyPants – Budweiser “energy drink”? BARF! Did you ever try that crap?

    Kerri – Yes, coffee should go back to being hot. Soda though… not so much.

    B – Ai yai yai. Is it getting hot in here?

  5. Erin says:

    Dear Hanni – I vote every day for the “coked out bee.” And if it doesn’t win I’m totally going to make you drink honey flavored booze with me when you come and visit. ;)

  6. Christoph says:

    Here is the worst part of the whole deal… you get all the bad side effects of drinking too much coke and coffee in addition to the horrid “flavor”. After dealing with said side effects… I was thinking maybe all Coke Blak is – is recycled Coke Blak. Burn that one in the ole gravity bong for a hit or two!

    …Coining new phrase, “Have a Coke Blak and a frown”!

    4 in the kooch and 8oz in the colon!

  7. fancypants says:

    ‘…Coining new phrase, “Have a Coke Blak and a frown”!’

    LOL love it!

  8. gary says:

    I will probably try it some morning when I am desperately in need of coffee and can’t find any. That will probably make it taste better.

  9. Cubicle Mate? Cubicle Mate? There’s something disturbing about that language, especially when he likes the taste of ass.

    because I think the secret ballot is overrated, I voted for the lobster drink because i think it’s the one drink on the list that is most likely to make you barf/ freak dance with strangers.

    I’m preparing a specially choreographed dance for either event.

  10. KCAZARAL says:

    I think it’s only second to pepsi in tasting like dirt mixed with water.

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