I’m not sure how to tell you this…
The indicator on the display is red.
And I’m sitting here biting my nails. My forehead is covered in a cold sweat.
My life is about to change in a very big way, and I’m not sure I’m ready for it.
I keep telling myself, whether good or bad, everything happens for a reason. Still, I can’t shake this feeling:
Nothing good will come of this.
And I know I shouldn’t panic –this is just life. I set into motion a series of events, and now, inevitably, I must face the consequences.
My brave sisters who have gone before me, I’m looking to you for support.
You see, yesterday, in the mail, I got this. (< — go on, click it.)
Now I’ve got the DVD player cued, its red light flashing as it prepares to run.
And omg …
I’m actually considering watching this junx.
Someone please alert the media because HELL HAS OFFICIALLY FROZEN OVER.
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Dima , though your gift greatly disturbs me, thank you *squeeze*.
Damn! I wish I had thought of that! Can I borrow it after you?
It’s nice to see old friends make up. So sweet.
That why I sent you the other one, to make up for Glitter
And I love what you named the picture of the movie – nothing goes past me unnoticed!
Just close your eyes, plug your ears and hum “emotions” or better yet “Honey”. You’ll make it through it. Maybe not unscathed, but a stronger more solid Hanni-san.
Ha! Mariah looks pregnant though…
Erin – You want to watch Glitter? Dude WTF is wrong with you… and for that case, me?
gary – Yeah me and Mariah are tight like that.
Dima – LOL! You saw the “Glitter sucks.jpg”? Awesome! And yeah Best and Worst of American Idol Seasons 1-4 more than makes up for the suckage that is Mariah Carey on the big screen.
Amber – Yes, I could hum honey… and I could also pluck my nose hair, wax my spleen, or spackle the den… I think the latter three options are more my speed.
Manuel – TRUE!
oh no.
please have someone there to support you when you do.
argh.
I pitty you.
Seriously.
Your poor eyes after watching that crap. Especially when your eyes are so pretty! =D
WHEW – money well spent
hanni rocks 2006!
i’ve missed your IMs babe…
This should be considered an act or terrorism. At least it should be considered possesion of an unholy artifact with intent to sell and corruption of minors. Since it involes the US Mail I do believe it’s a Federal crime now too. Dima, get out your fuzzy handcuffs because I am coming up there to issue a citizen’s arrest on your ass!
=)
Hanni – don’t watch it. No matter what… The consequences could be dire. Not just for you, but for all mankind.
Ok, so I had to re-read that like, three times to assure myself that you weren’t telling us you were pregnant. (Not that mini hanni and blakes wouldn’t be…great?) But, anyway, I didn’t want to be the last of the child free holdouts that I know. Seriously. Everyone is pregnant; it’s a growing national epidemic.
Anyway, on a side note, I have posted a picture of Mariah Carey in my closet for inspiration…to meet my weight loss goals. I’m waiting for the inevitable scream of horror and dismay when Jam-o actually looks inside my closet and sees the hoho queen in all her shiny gold corpulent glory. hehe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go Dima!
Sarconomical – Yes, it would be good to have someone watch with me, but unfortunately I think no one in their right mind would watch this movie. I might though. Heh.
Alanna – Oh my goodness. I’ve got pretty eyes? God bless you doll!
Dima – In deed!
Hey Chris – I do rock. Don’t you forget it.
ScottyGee – Oh my good lord. How do you know about Dima’s fuzzy handcuffs?
Breckan the law – No I’m not “with child”, but yes, everyone else I know is. WTF? Some would say it’s in the water. Good thing I avoid the tap and go straight to Evian.
Corpulent glory… EW!
I cannot wait for the official review.
Damn it Scotty, you weren’t supposed to tell the whole world about my fuzzy handcuffs. You know what that means? Extra spanking, because you have been a naughty boy!
WTF, dude… I stop checking for a few days while I’m in jersey and now THIS??????
honey honey honey…. do I need to set up an intervention? I still have peeps in FL, you know…..
please, for the love of all things innocent and still good in the world…. stick to messing with Hanni-Hubs and leave that glitter shit in the box.
XXOO
william – It’s sure to be action packed!
Dima – Good lord!
cze-johnson carrie – Oh man, I just got the smack down from cze. Would you love me any less if i *did* do the unthinkable and *gasp* watch that shit?