Comments on: News You Can Use

By: Cody

Cody — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 17:24:56 +0000

I have that way with people when I bust out into Biz Markie, Stampy. You’ll be back to normal within a day or two.

By: stampy

stampy — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 22:04:57 +0000

Oh my god! (And yes, I recognize that as the opening line from Baby got Back) Did Cody REALLY just bust out the BizMarkie? I think I’m in love.

By: Cody

Cody — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:02:34 +0000

“Bet that wouldn’t fly in Alaska.”

You’d be surprised. I wear flippys all year round. And there are ‘tards in my neighborhood that take it to the next level by hopping around barefoot in the snow to fetch the morning paper.

And I hope all this talk about Sir Mixalot is sincere because he is da bomb. Oh and lets not forget Biz Markie.

“Youuuuu goootttt what I neeeed.”

Okay, It’s late. Word to ya mutha.

By: stampy

stampy — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:45:55 +0000

Yea Hanni! Welcome back to warmth. Of course, it is currently in the 50′s in San Diego and I only have flip flops. Bet that wouldn’t fly in Alaska. When I was in grad school, I taught aerobics (o.k. stop laughing). When we got to the legs/abs/butt exercises at the end, I used to put on Sir Mixalot for squats and plies. Very classy, I know. Second only to Rod Stewart’s Hot Legs which was also a big hit with the older crowd.

By: Alanna

Alanna — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 00:10:23 +0000

Paris Hilton has herpes? Finally!

I have been secrectly praying that this would happen. -devilsh smile-

By: Nicole. B

Nicole. B — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 00:03:35 +0000

More noticeably is her face. Either photoshoped or holy fucking plastic surgery batman. I think it’s the later.

By: Hänni

Hänni — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:38:59 +0000

ScottyGee – That’s just dirty!

gary – Comment of the day! I was trying to work in a springtime reference, but didn’t know how. You are a master of wordplay my friend.

Dima – Baby got back sober? Wha?! That’s unheard of around these parts.

By: Dima

Dima — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 18:04:47 +0000

I won’t tell and I won’t make fun of him, because quite honestly, I’m the girl who knows all the words to the song, and who, not only once, not only twice, but thrice sang Baby Got Back at karaoke while fully sober. That’s just how cool I am!

By: gary

gary — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:57:54 +0000

Sounds like it might not be a good idea to love Paris in the springtime. Or the fall either.

By: ScottyGee

ScottyGee — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:37:17 +0000

Ahhh, Paris. I told you that even though I was on the Valtrex and was outbreak free that I still might be contagious. You wouldn’t believe me though. At least we will always have our video to remember the good times. =)