If you visited the haus earlier today, you’ll notice that the previous post has magically disappeared. I removed it because I’m all about the quality, and quite frankly, Previous Post did not past the sniff test.
But you know what does? EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA! That shit is comedy gold!
That being said, and without further ado [...]

Whilst cutting up a hormone-free, antibiotic-free, grass-fed piece of beauty beef, I was sure to save a strip for the kittinks.
(Don’t freak. It’s good for them. Acidic by nature, cats’ stomachs do better with raw meat than Meow Mix … Who knew, right? The Nutrition Nazi, that’s who! Mwa ha ha.)
But anyway, as I watched [...]

I’ve been thing about the expression, you are what you eat. If that’s really true than I am sweet potatoes.
Some say I’m a jackass, but really I’m sweet (potato.)
If I am indeed - as I have long suspected - not human, but actually tangerine-colored tuber, then boy, things are gonna have to change around [...]

I’m not really a political person. I never watch the news –mostly because it’s always bad. And I rarely tune into televised presidential addresses –mostly because I know that watching them will actually make me dumber (being that I find it necessary to kill brain cells binge drinking after about the fifth time the leader [...]