My Funny Valentine
February 14th, 2006I hope Satan’s staying snug in his parka and boots, because I got something in the mail. You’ll never guess who wants to be my valentine:
Yes, apparently Mariah Carey *hearts* Hänni.
I have to say, with all my name calling, the Singing Diva is the last person I’d expect to show me some love. So for your big-hearted gesture (which is not unlike your big “phat” ass), Mariah I admit, the twinkie thing was wrong.
I should’ve shown you with a handful of ho hos.
But I digress.
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To those who celebrate and have a date–*Happy V-Day* dear hannihaus readers.
And to those donning assless chaps in a last ditch effort to find a gurl who’ll partake of your Whitman’s Sampler, Happy D-day ScottyGee!
Hanni at Hannihaus dot com
hanniluvsu
hannibehr
February 14th, 2006
I really should have thought more about putting on assless chaps today. You would have thought it might cross my mind to put them on AFTER work. I don;t think I’ll be getting that promotion any time soon.
Happy Love Monkey day to you and your man! Make sweet, sweet love down by the fire tonight. =)
February 14th, 2006
LOL … Mariah LOVES you Hanni
February 14th, 2006
ScottyGee - Well assless chaps at work may be ok. I mean, you work out right?
Erin - Yes, apparently Mariah is my homey after all. Kind of gives you the warm fuzzies… or wait… is that the diarrhea coming back again?
February 14th, 2006
Of course it makes more sense that Mariah eats HO HOs and not Twinkies!
Aren’t chaps always assless? Why do we always say assless chaps? I know it wouldn’t be fun just talking about chaps, because most of the fun comes from saying ASSLESS!
February 14th, 2006
Dima - Yes. If we are what we eat then Mariah Carey is, unquestionably, ho hos. And, as far as chaps - indeed they just go better with ass. RE: the expression, “that really chaps my ass.” “That really chaps my buttocks” just doesn’t have the same nice ring to it.
February 14th, 2006
Dude… I’m so jealous…. guess I pissed her off again by sending the bouquet of TrimSpa.
oh well… enjoy the attention… and let me know if she hooks you up with any of her Kiss Kiss lingerie collection she’s working on!!! I could really use some stuff that’s too small for me!
February 14th, 2006
Happy VD Hootch! ;D
February 14th, 2006
Ho-Ho’s! Classic.
February 15th, 2006
Hanni - Just got back from Seattle and got your card. That put a smile on my face. But the VD hoedown made me laugh. Hard. I needed that. Thanks. All my best to you and Mariah on your new friendship. Hope you still have time for Angelface.
Stampy
February 15th, 2006
Bawahaha! Hugs!
February 15th, 2006
It’s good to know that Mariah doesn’t hold grudges very long. I’ll bet she also doesn’t hold HO HO’s very long either.
February 15th, 2006
cze-johnson carrie - MC can kiss kiss my big old booty…. I mean that in the nicest of ways of course, being that she is my valentine.
Amanda B - Hoochie mama in da haus! Happy vday to you too doll.
William - Mariah Carey: Putting the “ho” in ho ho, and then putting the ho ho in her ginormous piehole, since 1975.
StampyDurst - Glad you had a laugh on my behalf
Angel and I are a-okay. When she’s not sending me love notes, MC spends *A LOT* of time by herself. Eating.
divinecalm - *Hugs* to you too!
gary - ROFL - Comment O’ The Day Gary. You just had the Comment O’ The Day.
February 15th, 2006
I wish I’d thought of sending that card. Too funny!
February 15th, 2006
You make me laugh! Laughing with a slight hangover is ouchy but fun…
I won’t reread your post, though, just in case I laugh that hard again…
Hope you had a great day!
February 15th, 2006
Now THAT was funny!