I am - as many of you know - a hardcore Nutrition Nazi. A firm believer in the beauty of complex carbohydrates, I eat multiple pounds of vegetables every day. And just in case I don’t get enough nutrition from the sweet potatoes, swiss chard, squash, and celery, I add some good old fashioned [...]

I guess a lot of people like sports (nacho, village idiot, scottygee, etc.), and in an effort rock this blog, I thought maybe I should incorporate new topics, such as athletics, into the manic mix.
The only problem is, I am to sports what Mariah Carey is to moderate eating –completely effing incompetent.
I do try though. [...]

Welcome, dear hannihaus readers, to week two of 2006. It’s no longer the “new year” per se, and predictably, some of my goals have already fallen by the wayside. My teeth, for example, have not been flossed once in 2006. My arms, resembling the flaccid, flabby wings of a chicken would benefit from the pilates [...]

I gotta be honest. All this talk about me being a four-eyed, fat-ass, horse face –I just didn’t get it. But then I remembered that awkward phase I went through for about a week in junior high…

Holy shit kids! Apparently I’m a very Controversial Miss, as, for the second day in a row, my little ass had gotten in t-r-o-u-b-l-e.
Tuesday Mariah Carey brought the drama. I got (lamely) lambasted by an MC fanatic – a Mimi minion, if you will – after posting on super snarky blog, Celebrity Smack that the [...]

In thinking about what I’d write today, I thought I might blog about how Stinky Sphynxy woke me up this morning – I.e. with his little, scaly tongue lodged in my armpit, licking like I was made out of organic kitty kibble – but that, dear hannihaus readers, would be admittedly lame.
And I made a [...]

This is the last one folks. As we usher in the New Year, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to that charming game of word play that has sustained us so well.
On days when I could think of nothing better to post than stories of jock itch and mustachioed men, mrtl’s Motif Monday [...]