Nuts To You!
January 8th, 2006Welcome, dear hannihaus readers, to week two of 2006. It’s no longer the “new year” per se, and predictably, some of my goals have already fallen by the wayside. My teeth, for example, have not been flossed once in 2006. My arms, resembling the flaccid, flabby wings of a chicken would benefit from the pilates I’ve not done. And call me a man if you must, but I have not remembered to shut the dad-gum toilet lid once in 10 days.
On the flip side, my cats’ resolution to play Panty Raider with my unmentionables is going quite well. It’s really been great finding my padded bras and that embarrasing bridal shower thong with the veil on the booty strewn about the living room in a glorious and garish display… especially when friends and maintenance men are over…but I digress.
In any event, if there’s one resolution I intend to keep, dear hannihaus readers, it’s my resolution to rock.
And you know what really rocks?
My über -manly, grunting/farting/belching Better Half proclaiming his love for “hot nuts”, whilst out with friends on a weekend night.
Even better, when his declaration falls on ears otherwise occupied with the sounds of a martini bar in full yuppie swing, he raises his voice to loudly exclaim:
“I really love those hot nuts you get on the streets!”
… Of course this utterance must occur at a moment when the din dies down causing a shocked WASP at the next table over to choke on her cheesy, chicken cordon bleu.
And then you get to giggle, because you know Angelface has an affinity for almonds. When your man talks about “hot nuts” he’s referring to street vendors and sugared pecans *not* street walkers and dangling fun bags.
But they don’t know that.
Hee hee!
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January 9th, 2006
In certain circles one would be required to follow such a statement with “so to speak.”
January 9th, 2006
I love the hot nuts too [so to speak]…
January 9th, 2006
thanks for making me smile this morning. I needed it after a quite painful aerobic class, at a painfully early hour.
January 9th, 2006
during one of my bachelorette parties, we encountered a bachelor party in vegas where said bachelor was allowing (ok… BEGGING) women to “taste his hot nuts”.
I sampled, but to my chagrin, they were hot as in spicy-make-my-eyes-water-hot-nuts… not the street-vendor variety. damn nut-beggers!!!
January 9th, 2006
Maybe SHE loves them too.
January 9th, 2006
mrtl - Clever, clever.
Gym Jock - Yeah that’s good too… adding the “hot”. You guys should really start writing for me or something.
Erin - Any time! P.S. good for you for getting your workout on.
Cze-Johnson Carrie - I personally make it a point not to eat strange mens’ nuts.
gary - Bwa ha ha ha!
January 9th, 2006
In an effort to increase the positive feeback for you Rockin’ it, I have added you to my Hokie Blog Roll…hope you don’t mind.
Rock on.
January 9th, 2006
I like hot nuts too. Cold nuts are just bad! BAD BAD COLD NUTS!
January 9th, 2006
I prefer nuts at room temperature.
What?
I do.
January 9th, 2006
That is reminiscent of the time we wuz eatin’ at Po Folks in Birmingham (are there still Po Folks?) and my mom was trying to explain how something needed to be assembled. She made a circle with the thumb and forefinger of one hand and began poking that circle with her other index finger. People at other tables (all good Southern families of course) were staring on horrified as my dad and I laughed so hard we slid off the benches. And poor mom kept up with the hand gestures going “What?” for another 60 seconds before she finally realized what she was doing…Good times.
January 9th, 2006
And the best part is realizing that it is pricely that that makes him the great man it does
I like finding new “things” about my bf that just make ya warm tingly again - simmiliar to peeing in a cold lake just to keep warm.
Yea, that was bad - I admit.
January 9th, 2006
Hot nuts, indeed! Sounds just like something my husband would say. Loudly and in a crowded place…like church.
January 9th, 2006
Are you coming to visit me this weekend?! If so I am so excited! I know you have to say you’re coming to see CK, but I think we both know you’re coming to meet me
xoxo
January 9th, 2006
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January 10th, 2006
nacho - of course I don’t mind. Go hokies (blog)!
Dima - I also like my nuts hot.
Summer - heh.
Stampy - Yes there are po folks! I wanna say very northern florida, almost in Georgia. I went once with my gma and gpa. Ha ha, your mom is a riot! I’d totally do something like that.
Sassy8877 - You’re right, that was bad, but know what? I get it b/c i’ve done it… Alaskan girl, remember?
Wordgirl - Ha ha ha!
Erin - Awww you know it girl. I’m all about you.
mrtl - Woo. Will do!
January 16th, 2006
Hey guys. You don’t recognize my name yet but you will very soon. Yeah right. I no plans to become famous. If so it better be from marrying Gerard Way. Hell, yeah.