Comments on: Salad Shooter

By: miss marisol

miss marisol — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 21:45:52 +0000

Note to Hannihaus readers: She means that you should eat the carrots. Do not just insert them directly into hind quarters to try and make the woodchipper thing happen.

By: Sassy8877

Sassy8877 — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:21:49 +0000

That was better than spiked eggnog!!

By: Vi

Vi — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:11:08 +0000

yikes — haven’t you had a week! doesn’t get much better hopefully.

make-up is a cure for many ills.

By: Amanda B.

Amanda B. — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 05:23:28 +0000

Keep feeling better and have a Happy Holiday!

By: Hänni

Hänni — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 16:17:23 +0000

Cze-Johnson Carrie – You think that’s hilarious, you should’ve been there when I saw the ultrasound probe. I was like “That’s going WHERE?!”

Dima – Yum, luv me some beet-rich salad.

By: Dima

Dima — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:40:33 +0000

OH, I just remembered what this reminded me of. One week all I ate was salad, and I ate a lot of beets with it! ‘Nuf said!

By: Cze-Johnson Carrie

Cze-Johnson Carrie — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 22:30:42 +0000

stop.

stop right now…..

I really am crying over here. CRYING!!!!!

I am *SO* sorry for the (pardon the pun) SHIT you’ve been going through….. but dear lord THANK YOU for sharing. frigging hilarious!

By: Hänni

Hänni — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:43:28 +0000

Divinecalm – Exactly! If you can’t see the humor in a rectal exam, well I don’t know what’s wrong with you.

ScottyGee – Thank God it was only me, the doc and two swift fingers. And yes, doctors should give you a stiff drink sans-fingers, but instead they give you a nice, big bill and some handiwipes. It’s all a bit unsettling really.

Erin – Feel better you. Those stomach aches are a real bitch. And you shouldn’t fear the finger – as I said, regular exams are MUCH worse.

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:53:29 +0000

Glad you are feeling better. I have had a rumbly in my tumbly as of late, so I didn’t have the chance to wish you a speedy recovery.

And I have yet to get a finger up the poop-shoot yet, and I know it’s protocol, but man, that is an exit only hole.

By: ScottyGee

ScottyGee — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:53:27 +0000

Dear Lord, Hanni. Just when I think there are no lines left to be crossed, there you are. =) The bum finger stinks. I had to get a bum finger with a hot nurse watching. I cried like an infant who wants organic raisins. Well, not really, butt… It was the awkwardness and shame and not the pain. I think doctors should have to buy you a drink after they stick anything inside your naughty places. Hehehee. Especially when there are observers. =)