Tis the season folks.
Tis time to down some ‘nog, hang the lights, and deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Tis time to carol and cook and display your crèche. (And I don’t know about you all, but with the magic of Jesus dress up, my Holy Lord will be looking pretty spiffy for the nativity this year. Can you say snug-fitting Santa pants?)
But anyway, yes tis time to partake of that very special tradition. Tis time, dear hannihaus readers, to put up the tree. And at our haus we do it whilst singing “O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum, how lovely are your pepto pink, tinsel-covered branches?”
I can just Imagine Santa’s consternation at coming down my chimney only to find Lil Pink, blushing beauty that she is. Santa would be all “Ho ho hooooo…. oh no she di’int.” And I would be like “ho ho ho… oh yes I did.”
I’m such a freak like that.
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It seem’s like everyone’s talking trees on their blog this week. Why we’ve got Erin, Jackie and Susie, just to name a few. Pink or no, if you’ve written about your Christmas tree, tell us about it here.
My cat would love to eat that tree.
I have to have a tree that smells like a tree, but that’s just me. Does yours smell like Pepto or cotton candy?
BWAHAHAHA!!! I think your tree is going to bring in the gay Florida Santa with his matching pink speedos!
Adrienne – Yes Bella and Sphynx gave it a chomp, but I think they found metal to be not quite tasty.
Wordgirl – No it doesn’t. But oh my gosh, wouldn’t that be the greatest? I would totally love if that fake cherry scent was poured all over it. Or what about bubble gum? That’d be a good flavor for a tree.
Dima – *shudders*
What a sweet tree! Looks like it’s time to troll ebay for my 3 year old. She would love a tree like that!
Thanks for visiting my blog!
I wonder if that tree is sweet or salty…and does it stay crunchy in milk?
Happy belated birhtday, by the way!
I love your tree.
Oh I like the tree! I had a white wire something or nother in my house for well ummm wayyyyy to long. I think this year I MAY just get a real one. Then again Christmas is like two weeks away.
So cute! What does Blake thing of the tree?
Ironically, my post today mentions Lil Kim and Pink, who I had confused as the same person, who I suppose would be named Lil Pink.
Yay for great minds. and yay for my mind too!
Happy December 9th,
The idiot
excellent tree. I wondered what you meant by pink and shiny.
I like it.
Oh, those magnets killed me! Nobody else seemed to find them as funny as me though. But never mind them, I put it on my blog anyway
Come on you know JC has got to have a sense of humor. Right? 
Hanni, remember the snow pictures I promised you a while back? I put up some just for you (and some people from Texas)
Merry Barbie Christmas!
Good Lord (no pun intended) those magnets are funny!!! I, of course, need no further reason to be sent to hell, but I bet they would look just SPIFFY holding up my brother’s “Buddy Jesus” poster…..
love it!!!
Ooh good lord I’ve missed a lot of comments in my Cold Gravy-workin absence.
In answer:
Misfit hausfrau (not to be mistaken with Miss Hannihaus frau) – I like your blog too. Let us know how the ebay hunt goes, will you?
Summer: my tree *absolutely* stays crunchy in milk – packed with pink,
snickersthe plastic tree really satifies.Mrtl – Aww glad to have your approval.
Sassy – I saw the ass end of a spruce trunk hanging out of a lincoln town car today. I think it’s not too late for the tree… at least that’s what the octogenarians in my neighborhood think.
Gwen – Angelface *is not* a fan of Lil Pink, however, he doth not protest too much, so I keep her out, looking gorgeous.
Village Idiot – Holy koinkidink!
Jackie – Well I’m certainly glad I posted pics. I can’t hardly imagine what you were picturing when I described my tree. Maybe something a little more naughty and less nice? Like maybe a latex, bondage tree?
John Boy – Yes my friend, nothing says magic-of-Christmas like Jesus Dress Up.
Dima – Thank you doll for the consideration. For future reference, you should do things for me exclusively. Eff Texas.
Von Kranki – Am I a Barbie girl in a Barbie world?
Cze-Johnson Carrie – Haven’t seen the Buddy Jesus poster, but will Google it. Yes, I highly recommend making a purchase of the Jesus magnets. They have afforded HOURS of fun.
Am I a Barbie girl in a Barbie world?
Ugh. You deserve seven lashes from Satan for reminding me of that dreadful song.
That’s why i’m mwahahahanni!
Love the tree Hanni!