At last! Jesus is here!
A few weeks ago mrtl had a contest and the grand prize was a Jesus dress up magnet set. Overachiever that I am (re: busting my gut and inseam in order to win a Pizzahutenoff), I knew I must not only enter said contest, but I must win it.
And I did.
And then mrtl called me a “weiner”.
And because I’m a freak like that, I was totally flattered.
So my Messiah magnets came in the mail today and I must say I’m fairly excited. The Light of the World dressed in Fruit of the Looms will certainly provide endless hours of entertainment, but more importantly, these magnets serve to fill a gap in my life. You see, I’ve always felt it was unfair that I’ve had Jesus in my heart, but not on my Kenmore.
*ba dum bum ching*
O.k., now that I’ve possibly offended a good chunk of you, without further a do, here’s me and my magnets (Ignore my haus frau hairdo please. It’s cleaning day):
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A Hannihaus Exclusive
In an effort to be considerate to my more religious readers, I’ve refrained from being entirely blasphemous in this post. However, I did not hold back for mrtl. For those readers who are interested, I’m making available to you the actual winning entry for the Christmas Jesus dress up magnet set. Be forewarned the David Letterman-style top 10 countdown detailing why I should win the magnets is a bit irreverent, and worse than that, it’s riddled with inside jokes you may or may not get! (D’oh)
That being said, religious folk and those easily offended, do not click. Everyone else: satisfy your inner voyeur.
Congrats! You know I love that Kenmore bit…I’ve been keeping myself entertained with this.
Didn’t get to post this on your actual bday, but you know we used to play that same Beatles song every time it was someone’s birthday so we wouldn’t have to sing! Doo doo doo doo doo doo…
Manuel – Ah that’s so neat. Somebody took a picture of Belle and made a little Internet kitty.
Congrats! Just be glad I was busy with work and school that week, otherwise that magnet set would be on my fridge holding up drunken pictures from college!
Yay! Sorry – never did get around to posting your entry.
Bug was sitting next to me when I pulled up your site. “Mommy! You’re on the ‘puter!” “No, honey. That’s not Mommy. That’s Hänni.” “Yawny.” “That’s right. Hänni’s coming to Alaska soon, and we’re going to go out for pie!” “Mmmmmmm… Pie!” ::rubs her tummy with eyes closed in bliss::
mmmm… pie! That brings back memories!
I always figured Jesus as a boxer wearing kind of guy. I’m a bit disappointed, actually.
Wait. What’s this? There are no Kwanza costumes for Jesus?
That has to be one of funniest things I’ve ever seen. My question is what disturbed person came up with the idea to have a dress up magnet Jesus, and why did it have to have the “Jesus being tortured on the cross” Jesus? I mean putting a Santa suit or fancy undies on a dying Jesus? That’s either pure genius or pure psychosis.
Dima – Excuses, excuses… tsk tsk
Mrtl – Don’t worry about the entry. And that’s soooo cute about Bug. Please tell her “Yawny” loved her art, especially the Flamingo, and that the picture looks great on Yawny’s fridge. Mmmmm pie is right! Can’t wait.
Manuel – D’ah. Hadn’t seen that before.
Cody – Uh oh, better e-mail the makers of dress up Jesus. We need a dress up Jesus: Kwanza edition stat.
Phineahs Gray – I think it’s a little of both – genius and psychosis that is. The creator, Normal Bob Smith is quite controversial if you care to Google him.
I pulled out of teh contest due to a severe groin injury, but in my stead I am glad that you won Our Lord and Savior. Now dress him up like a fancy lad!
Looking back at it, you’re right, I’m creating excuses. That list is too damn good to beat! Now please, dress him up and show up pictures.
ScottyGee & Dima – I’ll do you one better. You dress him up like a fancy lad!
I am not offended. Pie with mrtl? Come to Texas (it’s closer) and we can have cherry cobbler with vanilla ice cream.
Wordgirl – Do not tempt me. I’m such a whore when it comes to cobblers…