Comments on: WTF White Trash?

By: Hänni

Hänni — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 19:18:13 +0000

url – was just writing something up about miss spank this morning, as tomorrow’s her birthday. Wrote a little bit about her awesome de-pantsing powers.

By: url

url — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:10:19 +0000

Ain’t nothin like a good passive-aggressive rumble to get the juices flowing, is thar? Better git yer kikin (there’s a story) leg out, Hanni. This ain’t yer sista. This un’ll problee be punchin yer mamerees while yer swirlin insults yuppie style at litnin speed an thinkin yer playin tha dozens with polite restraint and such mahvelus condescension. Von is right. Don’t ferget yer mos powerful wepon is yer gas, not yer kikin leg. Yes, she would appreciate the power of yers.

By: Hänni

Hänni — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:37:44 +0000

mrtl – It’s okay that’s she’s blacklisted me, because White Trash Woman is someone I would *not* want to be friends with. Anyone who drinks that many types of beverages and who seems to subsist soley on pizza, pork chops and chicken wings is someone I regard as highly suspicious.

David Hemphill – No, no. The mat alone does not make one White Trash. It’s a culmination of factors. White Trash was already called White Trash back when her welcome mat was a mexican-themed placemat. Now having a placemat on your front stoop -that is white trash.

Amanda B – Shag carpet is permissable my friend

Von Kranki – Ha ha! The problem with locking and unloading for them is, they probably wouldn’t appreciate it, as their house wreaks so strongly of urinal cake anyway.

By: Von Krankipantzen

Von Krankipantzen — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:39:57 +0000

Oh no! I have neighbourly hatred too. I suggest you save those Jeepish leather seat farts for right in front of her door.

By: Amanda B.

Amanda B. — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:37:19 +0000

No bunny rabbit, I’m kidding- but I do have shag carpet on the walls.

By: David Hemphill

David Hemphill — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:10:22 +0000

That’s funny, my mom has actually bought two of those when I lived at home. The second after we wore the other one out. They take the mud off pretty good

*sigh* Guess that means I’m white trash.

By: mrtl

mrtl — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:29:36 +0000

Oh Goodness. It’s really too bad that you crossed her. There’s no chance for a deep and meaningful girly friendship now (or was that chance blown with WTW’s daughter heard your bad critique of their place?), so you’ll never know what happened.

Watch your back, sister. I bet the Barbies are trained attack dolls.

By: Hänni

Hänni — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 22:58:46 +0000

Villiage Idiot – Ha! Something tells me she knows how to snatch a bad weeve. I’ll put you on speed dial should wrasslin occur!

Dima – Poor thing. I’m so sorry some miscreant thought urinal cakes were an appropriate form of house deodorizer. Yes please post.

By: Dima

Dima — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 19:39:47 +0000

Keep trash talking urinal cakes placed in odd places around the apartment to minimum please, it’s a sensitive subject. I think one of these days I will blog about it. I found another one in the apartment the other day. I’ll tell more in a post

You are too nice to WTW. I can’t believe she’s back. It’s great for the blog world though, because now we can read more about it.

By: The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 18:21:02 +0000

oh, that is too funny!

Watch those white trash wimmen, they’s nasty mean and have years of wrasslin experience. Be sure she cain’t git at yer hair or she’ll snatch ya bald!

Good Luck and call if you need help.
the idiot