Comments on: Pizzahutenoff http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/ German for "totally awesome blog!" Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:25:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Yum Yucky http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-11833 Yum Yucky Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:43:20 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-11833 I wish I was there to challenge your 11 slices. I think I can do that...easy!! Muwaahhh!! I wish I was there to challenge your 11 slices. I think I can do that…easy!! Muwaahhh!!

]]> By: Summer http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-830 Summer Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:10:19 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-830 OH MY GOSH! Such wonders of nostalgia this entry yielded. 1) those elocution contests, eeeehhehehe. Ahem. I believe my contribution was a Shel Silverstein poem about a girl who was going to do the most beautiful dive ever, except there wasn't any water. I remember this fairly clearly because my mother forced me to do it, dressed in my swimsuit (which was covered in tiny hearts, and very 1980s adorable). I think I also did a duet with Kendra L., so to speak; do you remember that hand-clap rhyme that went along the lines of "Big Mac, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes, and apple pies!"? I seem to remember us doing that in clown costumes. Alaskan style, of course, which meant that instead of clown pants, we wore snowpants. We were just the coolest kids ever, really. OH. And since we're on elementary school nostalgia (or I am, anyway), GUESS WHO I SAW AT THE GROCERY STORE... like... two weeks ago? Mrs. Lawler! And her baby, who is no longer a baby, obviously. She looks almost exactly like she did Back In The Day. Tupperware fresh, even. I had a 2), I'm sure I did. Oh, I think it was about Sound of Music. I have a video of that somewhere. I was one of the Von Trapp brats. Kind of funny, really, as I still can't sing worth anything. I seem to have a history of being cast in musicals in spite of not being able to sing. Comedy relief, perhaps? OH MY GOSH! Such wonders of nostalgia this entry yielded. 1) those elocution contests, eeeehhehehe. Ahem. I believe my contribution was a Shel Silverstein poem about a girl who was going to do the most beautiful dive ever, except there wasn’t any water. I remember this fairly clearly because my mother forced me to do it, dressed in my swimsuit (which was covered in tiny hearts, and very 1980s adorable). I think I also did a duet with Kendra L., so to speak; do you remember that hand-clap rhyme that went along the lines of “Big Mac, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes, and apple pies!”? I seem to remember us doing that in clown costumes. Alaskan style, of course, which meant that instead of clown pants, we wore snowpants.

We were just the coolest kids ever, really. OH. And since we’re on elementary school nostalgia (or I am, anyway), GUESS WHO I SAW AT THE GROCERY STORE… like… two weeks ago? Mrs. Lawler! And her baby, who is no longer a baby, obviously. She looks almost exactly like she did Back In The Day. Tupperware fresh, even.

I had a 2), I’m sure I did. Oh, I think it was about Sound of Music. I have a video of that somewhere. I was one of the Von Trapp brats. Kind of funny, really, as I still can’t sing worth anything. I seem to have a history of being cast in musicals in spite of not being able to sing. Comedy relief, perhaps?

]]> By: Summer http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-829 Summer Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:19:25 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-829 Holy pizza! I'm impressed. I bow before your greatness. Holy pizza!

I’m impressed. I bow before your greatness.

]]> By: ScottyGee http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-828 ScottyGee Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:51:31 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-828 I can think of nothing worse than Pizza Hut pizza. Ugh. You skills are impressive grasshopper. I can think of nothing worse than Pizza Hut pizza. Ugh. You skills are impressive grasshopper.

]]> By: Phineahs Gray http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-827 Phineahs Gray Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:32:14 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-827 You're a god! Now I know someone who can appreciate the story of that fateful day when I won bronze in a Special Olympics skipping contest. Ok, I stole the bronze metal from my uncle, but he had a lot of them. I’m special too, dang it! I am! You’re a god!
Now I know someone who can appreciate the story of that fateful day when I won bronze in a Special Olympics skipping contest. Ok, I stole the bronze metal from my uncle, but he had a lot of them. I’m special too, dang it! I am!

]]> By: The Village Idiot http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-826 The Village Idiot Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:51:31 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-826 That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. thank you. the idiot That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. thank you.

the idiot

]]> By: Amanda B. http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-825 Amanda B. Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:27:32 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-825 Damn Hanni. I'm so proud of you. :D Damn Hanni. I’m so proud of you. :D

]]> By: Dima http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-824 Dima Wed, 09 Nov 2005 20:04:17 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-824 Left you a response about the Papa John's sauce on <a href="http://cantmakethisstuffup.blogspot.com/2005/11/conversations-with-erin.html" rel="nofollow">Marit's</a> page. Left you a response about the Papa John’s sauce on Marit’s page.

]]> By: Hänni http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-823 Hänni Wed, 09 Nov 2005 18:40:54 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-823 Dima - Breathe deeply. I don't really hit the sauce like i used to - pizza sauce that is. The days of the Pizzahutenoff are long gone my friend. Not coincidently, gone also are the 15 or so lbs I gained whilst participating in stupid things like eating competitions. mrtl - aww shucks. Thanks for the motif. I guess you could say, you're my inspiration. Erin - I definetly think I could still do some competitive eating, but I'm not so good with things that are kind of rich like peanut butter m & ms, cheesecake and french fries. Now carrot sticks, organic raisins or chocolate chip cookies from the DoubleTree... if you can get your hands on those (esp the cookies) well i say bring it on sister. Village Idiot - OMG. That is much more disgusting than 11 slices of pizza, or even the lb of bacon my friend consumed during the Baconoff of 2000. After eating all that steak, I bet your brother needed a little some of<a href="http://colonblow.com/" rel="nofollow"> this</a>. Dima – Breathe deeply. I don’t really hit the sauce like i used to – pizza sauce that is. The days of the Pizzahutenoff are long gone my friend. Not coincidently, gone also are the 15 or so lbs I gained whilst participating in stupid things like eating competitions.

mrtl – aww shucks. Thanks for the motif. I guess you could say, you’re my inspiration.

Erin – I definetly think I could still do some competitive eating, but I’m not so good with things that are kind of rich like peanut butter m & ms, cheesecake and french fries. Now carrot sticks, organic raisins or chocolate chip cookies from the DoubleTree… if you can get your hands on those (esp the cookies) well i say bring it on sister.

Village Idiot – OMG. That is much more disgusting than 11 slices of pizza, or even the lb of bacon my friend consumed during the Baconoff of 2000. After eating all that steak, I bet your brother needed a little some of this.

]]> By: The Village Idiot http://hannihaus.com/2005/11/09/pizzahutenoff/comment-page-1/#comment-822 The Village Idiot Wed, 09 Nov 2005 18:15:58 +0000 http://hannihaus.com/?p=319#comment-822 Oh, you poor thing. Hear my words and tremble: I once watched my brother (as did four other witnesses) eat <b>28</b> steaks at the "all the steak and shrimp you can eat buffet" at a Bonanza (or Ponderosa?) Restaurant in Bangor, Maine in 1986. The restaurant was out of shrimp, so we all just had steak. It started as a contest for us college roomies. A buddy and I pulled out to an early lead and then bogged at 4 steaks and then quit after 7. My brother kept going and going and going, the meal lasted for hours. The restaurant manager went from very nice, to lukewarm, to downright hostile as he kept eating and eating. Finally, after 28 steaks, (these are maybe 6 oz steaks), he topped the whole thing off with a giant bowl of vanilla pudding from the salad bar. We're coming up on the 20th anniversary of The Day, and still, my ex-roomies and I talk about it with reverence. :-) the Idiot Oh, you poor thing. Hear my words and tremble:

I once watched my brother (as did four other witnesses) eat 28 steaks at the “all the steak and shrimp you can eat buffet” at a Bonanza (or Ponderosa?) Restaurant in Bangor, Maine in 1986.

The restaurant was out of shrimp, so we all just had steak. It started as a contest for us college roomies. A buddy and I pulled out to an early lead and then bogged at 4 steaks and then quit after 7. My brother kept going and going and going, the meal lasted for hours. The restaurant manager went from very nice, to lukewarm, to downright hostile as he kept eating and eating.

Finally, after 28 steaks, (these are maybe 6 oz steaks), he topped the whole thing off with a giant bowl of vanilla pudding from the salad bar.

We’re coming up on the 20th anniversary of The Day, and still, my ex-roomies and I talk about it with reverence.
:-)
the Idiot

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