Comments on: On The Drive Home

By: Nicole B.

Nicole B. — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:25:06 +0000

Like my human resources teacher used to always preach: “if you can’t laugh at a fart, THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!”

By: LizzyBennet

LizzyBennet — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 04:54:50 +0000

My sister had a roommate who would punch the air every time she farted. Like a victory punch. Victory over what, I’m not sure. My sister had to work HARD not to pick up that habit, and she would find herself doing it occasionally.

By: Von Krankipantzen

Von Krankipantzen — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:44:32 +0000

But farting is sooo much better on leather seats. More rich and robust. What a shame.

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 22:11:23 +0000

Dima… embrace the fart. Farting isn’t bad… it’s a part of life… like breathing. In all actuality, it’s essentially a big exhale. You already think they are funny… because… well… they ARE. So go ahead… let one rip. Don’t cry, it will be ok.

By: Dima

Dima — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 19:26:25 +0000

I’m the biggest fartophobe. I don’t like doing it, and I don’t like when other people do it. I also do not know how to react to it. When others do it, I want to laugh till I pass out, when I do it, I want to cry till I pass out.
My graduate advisor once let one out during a research group meeting, and we pretended that we didn’t notice. Later, I had to tell someone, and I was crying from laughing so hard when I told my roommate.
In conclusion, I will have to take Angel’s side on this one. Farting, bad!

By: url

url — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 17:31:27 +0000

Actually, your sister is the one who can fart on command. I’m the one gifted with longevity and mutliplicity. If only these lips were were more articulate I could “utter” the alphabet with them. If Grumpa read this he would probably have an anxiety attack. I do love that you give your self the freedom to be real. As for never farting on leather I am reminded of that tired old cliche’ that “says do as I say, not as I do.” Them leather seats been farted on aplenty already.

By: Amanda B.

Amanda B. — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 16:34:41 +0000

That is too wonderful.

By: Hänni

Hänni — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:42:28 +0000

ScottyGee – All i can say is … ewww!

By: ScottyGee

ScottyGee — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:36:29 +0000

A sphincter says “Hello. Very nice to meet you. I’d shake your hand, but well, you probably wouldn’t like it.”

By: Hänni

Hänni — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:33:53 +0000

Stampydurst – Who doesn’t love southpark and beevis and butthead?

mrtl – yes, he was 100% serious. That’s why I thought it was funny.

sophie k – honey i *did* call you back. Check your phone msgs please

url – What can i say daddy-o? We’ve all got our gifts. I can clear a room, but you can fart on command – now *that* takes talent.