Rate my kittens? Because it’s more fun than pap smears, high colonics, hangnail infections,and boil lancing all rolled into one!

Bella looking tasty
Sphynx eathing something besides bananas and underpants
Belle and Sphynx all cute and snuggly like

Smug Elle, likely inspired by my previous post about beverages and body fluids, sent me a very interesting article. Apparently our neighbors in Deltona (the next town over) are getting more than a little sugar and fizz in their soda.
Let’s just say, that if after watching Kevin Costner drink his own urine in Waterworld, [...]

My body is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it’s a supremely functioning work horse, able to withstand the greasiest of pepperoni pizza, the gooiest of caramel drenched cream puffs, and the most colon-blowing 7 layer burritos (my favorite!). Last weekend, however, a meager glass of 1% milk (shaken, not stirred) sent my stomach into [...]

I realize that in many ways, I am the Grand Poohbah of nerdiness. For example:
• I delight in wedging spinach, like veneers, over my front teeth so I can look at whoever else is in the room, smile big, and watch for a reaction
• And while I’m not that guy who’s into nose mining [...]

Extra, extra read all about it: Gdub finally takes some action in New Orleans!

Reason #148 to move out of apartments and buy a home in BFE: Guns N’ Roses.
I’m quite sure that if I lived in some boring, bucolic town in Maine I would NOT be able to hear “Cold November Rain” blasting through my paper thin walls at 7-freakin-am on an I-need-sleep-because-I’m-über-jetlagged-Sunday morning.
I would then NOT need [...]

The fabulous Femina Formosa tagged my ass with a meme, so sit back and enjoy. Here’s a little bit about Hänni.

Ten years ago I was starting my sophomore year of high school. Even though I wasn’t eligible, I desperately wanted to attend to the Senior Prom. My bigot principal, however, wouldn’t allow [...]

Angelface and I have this ongoing debate. Angel asserts that there are more rednecks in Alaska (where my parents live) than in West Virginia (where his parents live). I have to disagree. Having spent time in both states, I can honestly say that the mullet count-that classic redneck hairdo, that antithesis of [...]

Somebody googled the haus for “how to get rid of smelly crotch”…
Two things:
1. Wash (if applicable)
OR
2. Close your browser already, pervert!
(… That one’s subtle folks).
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Am on location in Wasilla, Alaska (hence the sabbatical from breakneck blogging), and am enjoying, amongst many things, spending time with family.
One thing that’s been great is seeing Rockstar Brother again. The ‘Brother has wrapped Warped tour, and is back home in the 49th state this week, playing a bunch of high-energy shows in [...]