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Googlebomb

September 20th, 2005

Because it’s only Tuesday –*sigh*- and we need to have some fun.

Do this:

1. Go to Google
2. Enter “failure” into the search box
3. Choose “I’m Feeling Lucky”

4. - If you are a liberal - Chuckle with evil glee, maybe throw in a little mwa ha ha somewhere.

4. - If you are a republican - You should laugh too. It’s funny! And I know you have a sense of humor. How else can you explain how a grown man who needs to ask permission to go potty was elected president of the United f*ing States?


presidential potty break

Posted in Politiks

5 Haus Calls for “Googlebomb”

  1. Seth Says:
    September 20th, 2005

    Or if you’d think about it for half a second, you would realize that a security detail follows the President everywhere, and they would require prep time to establish an escort to the lav for GW. Seriously.

  2. Hänni Says:
    September 20th, 2005

    So Seth, I see you are a step four, option 2. Heh. But seriously, of course I realize there are protocols and such that the president must follow. I may be eccentric and a bit befuddled at times, but I *do* have a college degree and basic understanding of the American government system (having worked in the senate during the previous administration).

    That being said, I hope you can see that this is not a hardcore political blog and anything I post here is meant to be clever and (oft times) nonsensical. I hope you can enjoy the haus for what it is - a silly little blog meant to tickle your giggle bone. Nothing more. Nothing less.

  3. Man About Town Says:
    September 20th, 2005

    Wow, so you’re like “Legally Blonde”? But not.

    LOL. I envy you your senate experience. Way cool.

  4. Hänni Says:
    September 20th, 2005

    Well I can’t say I’ve ever been compared to Reese Witherspoon’s Elle Woods before. I am flattered by the comparison Man About Town!

    Yeah working in the senate was fun and I just want everyone to know, I worked for a REPUBLICAN senator and even attended young republican conventions (but only b/c they had free food and I wasn’t making that much money.)

  5. Phyrephly Says:
    September 22nd, 2005

    Most likely, the UN was pretty tightly locked down at that point (can you imagine 100+ diplomats each with their own entourage of security dudes? The total force would probably be larger than the entire Iraqi army!!), and you’ve gotta admit, the guy is a little dense.

    But on the bright side, at least he didn’t just let it run down his leg.

    But seriously folks, all kidding aside, if he had let it run down his leg it would’ve been quite the mess for the janitors, woudln’t it? Pulling out the seat to get it dry cleaned and everything? Somehow I don’t think a yellow “out of order” ribbon would cut it for this one.

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