The bad news is… it’s Monday. The good news is… it’s a holiday!
Avast me beautys and bilge rat swine alike! Buckle your swash and bring to the starboard yer finest barrel of grog. It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
That is all ye swarthy land lubbers.
Regards and yo ho ho,
Cap’n Hester Sharkbait
Scourge of the Seas
Wench o’ The Haus
P.S. Aye my hearties, get yer pirate name here. And then, leave yer new name in me comments. Do it smartly, or I’ll make ye walk the plank!
Disembowlin’ Gus Bonny reportin’ fer duty cap’n!
Argh! Jolly Velma Dread here with my bottle of rum. Ho ho ho!
I’m now Shoutin’ Bernice Grimm, matey.
Runnin’ Marie Jones
Cpn Suzy Bloodgut , meanest wench this side of the Frozen Arctic at yer service.
Cap’n Mitch Graybeard, the foul-est, scabby-est, scag-wolliest salt e’er to sail the ocean bluel, graspin’ at me grizzly mizzen-mast, captain! Yargh-ho!
I be Harely the pennyless pirate! And don’t ye forget it or I be slicen you through! Arrr!
Cap’n Alena Leadblade at your service.
Pirate Hayley the Malformed!