Smug Elle, likely inspired by my previous post about beverages and body fluids, sent me a very interesting article. Apparently our neighbors in Deltona (the next town over) are getting more than a little sugar and fizz in their soda.

Let’s just say, that if after watching Kevin Costner drink his own urine in Waterworld, you’d like to do the same, just head to a Deltona convenience store.

The Story: a clerk urinates in a soda bottle and then sells his golden elixir as mountain dew to an unwitting (and likely very thirsty) construction foreman. Said foreman then chugs piss and becomes violently ill

On top of it all, poor piss-drinking foreman has to be tested for infectious diseases like hepatitis and gonorrhea, which can apparently be contracted from drinking human waste products.

Who knew?

I hope his STD tests come out negative. I mean, how would you explain that one to the little lady at home?

Foreman: Uh honey, I have something to tell you… I have, err, contracted gonorrhea. I am now experiencing urethritis and penile discharge.

Wife: Oh my God! Have you been cheating on me? …And penile discharge, ewww.

Foreman: No baby! I would never be unfaithful. I got it from chugging a bottle of piss, I swear!

Oh, and one more thing, the convenience store clerk, he’s not been fired. He’s merely on suspension! That being said, tune in next week folks when Pissing Peter, having graduated from peeing in pop, plants a New England steamer in the chili dispenser. Hilarity and revulsion will ensue.