Around the office lately, there’s been a lot of talk about “The One.” The One is this mysterious techy superstar who has skillz that like only .0000000000001% of the world’s population can attest to.
And even though I’m no tech superstar, I want you, dear hannihaus readers, to know I’ve got skillz to. [...]

Well, well, well look who got her own dedicated post on a very special lady’s blog?
It’s me baby, me!
I am uber flattered, because yes, I love mrtl’s blog. I am so enamoured that I have decided to take it as my lover. I will kiss it’s eyelids in the morning, whispering, “You are [...]

The other day, worried that I was being too staunchy and uptight around the office, I turned to the girl at the desk next to mine and said, “Hey, I’m worried I’m not fun. Do you think I’m all business?”
For a brief second, a wave of surprise played out on her, typically, serene face. [...]

Ok, I am an idiot. I feel really bad about the last post so, for the first time in hannihaus history, I removed something that had already been published.
It was rude, and highly uncouth, and totally misrepresentative of who I am and what this blog is about. It was one of those things [...]

At long last the spinning has stopped and cellular homeostasis has (nearly) been restored. Having purged itself of a Friday night spent drinking and debauching, Hänni’s body is, once again, happy.
Yes, I attended a swank cocktail party this weekend where the night’s main activities included dancing ‘til my tootsies bled and tossing many, many [...]

Take caution gentle readers… the mistress of the haus is in a foul, foul mood.
Work was the worst today! I’ve got unbearable deadlines as four major projects loom like dark, heavy clouds just on the horizon. And these clouds, they aren’t your regular, garden variety black clouds. Hell no, dear hannihaus [...]

Question O’ The Day:

The still on the left is the hottie from My Chemical Romance’s new, epic Ghost of You video. The gurl on the right, well that’s me. People keep telling me that I look like the MCR girl, but after having watched the video a zillion times, I’m just not sure. (View the [...]

Because it’s only Tuesday –*sigh*- and we need to have some fun.
Do this:
1. Go to Google
2. Enter “failure” into the search box
3. Choose “I’m Feeling Lucky”
4. - If you are a liberal - Chuckle with evil glee, maybe throw in a little mwa ha ha somewhere.
4. - If you are a republican [...]

The bad news is… it’s Monday. The good news is… it’s a holiday!
Avast me beautys and bilge rat swine alike! Buckle your swash and bring to the starboard yer finest barrel of grog. It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
That is all ye swarthy land lubbers.
Regards and yo ho ho,
Cap’n Hester Sharkbait
Scourge [...]

Back in February 2004 the Onion did a satirical piece about the razor wars entitled “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades.” From the article that brought us this tasty jingle, “Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet,” we also read the following:
You’re taking [...]